Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID

The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.

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올림피아 경기 officials — who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid two-person push-ups because of the coronavirus — have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen 매거진.

Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo 트윗.

Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, 조차 4 of us can do.

올림피아 경기 athletes have never shied away from hanky panky, but officials have warned it could spell particular trouble this year amid the pandemic.

더 많은 스포츠 범위를 보려면 여기를 클릭하십시오. .

그만큼 100 percent recyclable cardboard beds were designed by the Japanese company Airweave.

But officials are apparently aware it’s going to take a lot more than the makeshift berths to keep players out of the pole position.

They are distributing a cache of condoms to the athletes, as they have at every Olympic Games since 1988. 올해, the condom tally is 160,000. 아직도, that’s a far cry ~로부터 450,000 doled out for the last summer Olympics, in Rio de Janeiro, 브라질, 에 2016.

올해, 올림피아 경기 officials insist the rubber is for athletes to bring home to spread the message of safe sex.

Our intent and goal is not for athletes to use the condoms at the Olympic Village, but to help with awareness by taking them back to their own countries,” the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee said 성명서 to Japan Today.

At least two athletes have already tested positive for the coronavirus at the Tokyo Olympic Village, 관리들은 일요일 말했다. Another resident of the Village, a visitor from abroad involved in the Games’ planning, was reported as having tested positive a day earlier.

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