Not when it’s day two of “JoeBidenSoOfAB—-GateAgeddonInsurrection.”
Yes, it was just 24 hours ago, the world was rocked by an insidious, foul-mouthed display of incoherent rage. It was the slanderer-in-chief lashing out at our very own Peter Doocy, who was simply gathering information for a school book report.
DOOCY: Do you think inflation is a political liability ahead of the midterms?
PRESIDENT BIDEN: That’s a great asset — more inflation. What a stupid son of a b—-.
In case you missed it, let’s do it again.
The original S.O.B., salty old Biden strikes again. Of course, the target of his wrath was the one reporter who asked questions Joe can’t answer on autopilot.
Fox News’ Peter Doocy, or as we like to say, our very own, like we raised him in a plastic bubble. We took a clipping from Steve Doocy, then let Miracle-Gro do the rest.
Doocy, known for his hair and his lengthy rap sheet, was noticeably shaken up.
DOOCY: Somebody came up to me in the briefing room a few minutes later and said, “Did you hear what the president said?” And I said, no, what? They said, “He called you a stupid S.O.B.,” and I said, “Did he say S.O.B.?” And the person said, “No.”
Well, maybe he’s not that shaken up. Doocy, who just turned 16 last week, is home recuperating, spending most of his time in his bedroom, playing video games, smoking blunts, and texting Kilmeade about the hot new girl in homeroom.
Now, since this event, the so-called president has called Mr. Doocy to clear the air, which, when talking about Joe, usually involves opening a window and the use of at least 75 Glade plug-ins.