グレッグ・ガットフェルド: Democrat men think they can do whatever they want because they tick boxes of liberalism

The week began with ハンター・バイデンa Democrat and practicing devianthaving his racist texts exposed. もちろん, our moral betters in the メディア don’t care. Cuz if they did they have to admit to burying the laptop story like a squirrel with a nut made of cocaine. All to help Joe win. So how’s that not the biggest scandal?

Big tech, メディア, and Democratsin plain sight- quashed a truly explosive story, in order to sway an election. It’s mind-boggling. この, from the press that suffered aneurysms over Trump’s tweets. So now what do they do?

Be grateful that Anthony Weiner popped up. That’s probably not the correct verb. But there he was trying to figure out how to make a buck out of his bulge. Like Dr. Drew said, “That’s using your head.He wanted to sell the photo of his infamous crotch shot as a non-fungible token.

わかった – it’s hard to make a living when you’re strapped for cash, and keep sexting females who just got done selling Girl Scout cookies. But if Weiner put half the effort he does in waxing his chest into respectable work he could actually make a decent living. Why do you need to make money off your notoriety? Just do what most 共和党員 行う, and work for a living.

Here’s an idea Anthony: grow a beard, change your name, and work at Home Depot. This way, nobody will recognize you, and you’re still selling wood, just not your own. And speaking of Weiner jokes.

CNN, 六月 10: Camerota: 10月中, you were on a zoom call with your colleagues fromthe new Yorker” マガジン. Everyone took a break for several minutes, during which time you were caught masturbating on camera. You were subsequently fired from that job, 後 27 years of working there. And you since then have been on leave from CNN. Do I have all that right? Toobin: you got it all right, sad to say.

お気に入り ジョー・バイデン approaching an escalatorI don’t know where to begin. But imagine the meeting at CNN where they hashed this segment out. お気に入り – should a woman or a man interview Toobin? We want to show we’re pro-womanbut we don’t want to excite him. Maybe Joy Behar is free? Should we let him explain what happened or allow him to enjoy her describing in great detail the full circumstanceor is it an uncircumstance?

And should we get rid of the sign language, hearing-impaired boxwe need less hand motion in this segment. Poor Alison Camerata. Talk about hazard pay. Boy if there ever was a time to social distance and wear a mask. Where’s the Plexiglas when you need it? She must have felt like Agent Starling asking Hannibal Lecter questions in his cell. I heard Stelter passed on the interview when he learned Toobinchoking the chickenwouldn’t be a cooking segment.

So Toobin is already back from a seven-month suspension – some would say he got off, サマンサミルナーはで言います. But what did he do wrong anyway? CNN features journalists on air pleasuring themselves for other journalists all time. Have you seen the banter between Cuomo and Lemon? All that’s missing is the locker room towel snapping. I dunno, maybe they should pair Toobin with Jim Acosta. They could see who’s a bigger jerkOff.


But I hear the Toobs learned his lesson. From now on he’ll only be masturbating in person. 見て, Toobin’s mea culpa certainly was cringe-worthy, but maybe it could start a new trend for CNN. A weekly apology for errant anchors. I can see it now.

Fake CNN skit: Anchor 1: Thank you for coming today. // Anchor 2: It’s good to finally be here. // Anchor 1: そう, just to recap. You were assigned a story to cover. And you interviewed both sides of the issue. // Anchor 2: That’s correct. // Anchor 1: And you used verifiable, named sources, instead of anonymous ones, and fact-checked all of their quotes. // Anchor 2: はい, that much is true. // Anchor 1: And then you presented the piece in a fair and balanced manner, and forbade any of your personal biases from clouding the story. // Anchor 2: それは正しいです. // Anchor 1: Never ever do that again. // Anchor 2: I am so sorry. // Anchor 1: 世間の注目を集めた。!!

そう – what a freak showand they’re all Dems. Imagine if they weren’t. You think any of them would be around right now. もちろん違います. They would disappear faster than parmesan cheese on Hunter Biden’s carpet.

結論 – Democrat men think they can do whatever they want because they tick the boxes of liberalism. Drive off a bridge and drown your date? No biggie. He’s pro-abortion. Bill Clinton was the patron saint of the pig pass: as long as you kneel before the lefty causes, you can get an intern to kneel before you. And get great discounts at the dry cleaners.

など – if you believe in reincarnationlet’s hope we all come back as Democrats. Then no one is safe, making us all equally awful.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the June 11, 2021 のエディション “グットフェルド!”