グレッグ・ガットフェルド: Dems' ideas sprout from the reflex to not be associated with you

They left yesterday to deny 共和党員 the quorum needed to vote on strengthening election safeguardsor as the Dems like to call such safeguards, the worst thing since the civil war!!

ジェン・サキ: “He’ll also decry efforts to strip the right to vote as authoritarian and anti-American.” // “and he will highlight the work of the administration against this, the necessity of passing the ‘for the people act’ and the ‘John Lewis voting rights advancement act, and how we need to work together with civil rights organizations to build as broad a turnout and voter education system to overcome the worst challenge to democracy since the civil war.

The worst challenge to democracy since the civil war –hold on a second! I was told just days ago that the worst thing since the civil war was 1月6日! You guys gotta get yourworst thing since the civil warstory straight. You’ve been comparing anything you don’t like to the civil war. “はい, I’d like to return this shirt. “Why didn’t it fit?” “It’s the worst thing since the civil war”.

But I guess it beats this call back.

バイデン, 8月 2012: he’s gonna let the big banks once again write their own rules. Unchain Wall Street. They’re gonna put y’all back in chains.

うん、, the race-baiter’s still got it! What’s he calling voter ID Now?

ジョー・バイデン: This makes Jim Crow look like Jim eagle—it’s gigantic

Poor Jim Eagle. There’s some guy in Scranton saying, “I had nothing to do with it.That made no sense. But this old White guy loves ginning up division almost as much as hunter loved crack—it’s his crack. Some unifier.

But maybe it’s time to freshen up the analogies. Have you thought about exploiting 9/11? Like this mutant.

Steve Schmidt: “ザ・ 1/6 attack for the future of the country was a profoundly more dangerous event than the 9/11 攻撃. And in the end, インクルード 1/6 attacks are likely to kill a lot more Americans than were killed in the 9/11 攻撃, which will include the casualties of the wars that lasted 20 years following.

How did this psychopath get past security? I was waiting for two hospital orderlies dressed in white coats to throw a net over him at the end. But the only way dumbass sleazebags like that get ahead is in darkness. Lack of transparency is the cloak for malfeasance.

So is it any wonder, その デムズ see any effort at enhancing voting transparency as an attack on them? It almost makes you think they might be hiding something they did to win the last election. 冗談だ!

Let’s state the obvious: Dems are trying to block voter ID. Not cuz it makes it harder to vote, but that it makes it harder to illegally vote. That simple.

But this is why when you ask Dems which voters that voter ID might limit, they never can give a name. So they tie IDs to racism. Even though it’s obviously absurd. You need IDs to drive a car, take out a library book, get a fishing license. Buy a gun. This is sounding like Joe Machi’s dream weekend.

But also to buy that lite beer that’s sitting in that charter bus. うん、. You need an ID kids. But lite beer. Seems a little late for that. (In the afternoon)

So they spent thousands on a private plane but cut corners with a beer that has a lower alcohol content than Kat’s bloodstream. The beer must be the only thing they paid out of pocket. Were it on the taxpayer’s dime, they’d be splashing Cristal like they just won the Stanley Cup.

But they look happy and masklessand why not, masks are for kids on 100-degree playgrounds, not Dems in air conditioning. この “flee-bargainhas been done beforeback in Maywhen they ran away to prevent Republicans from voting on the earlier bill. These dopes flee more than the felons their party bailed out after the riots.

実際には, here’s the only occupation where not doing itis considered part of the job. It’s like being a fact-checker for CNN. Or a hairstylist for Brian Stelter.

It doesn’t matter. None of this does – これが理由です. If the Republicans came out for hugs, the Dems would become anti-hug. But if the GOP were anti-hug, Dems would come at you like Kevin Spacey at a Boy Scout sleepover.

The entire Democrat platform is based on staking out positions defined by their hatred for red states and red hats. And it’s forced them to take more absurd positions than Gumby studying the Kama sutra.

Remember the defund police movement occurred cuz Trump was pro-law enforcement? Look at anything the Republicans are naturally forschool choice, law and order, American interests in generaland you’ll find a rabble of democrats forming a spiteful opposition.

It’s like a chess game where your opponent is a robot that punches you in the face after each one of your moves. So why are you playing at all?

It’s not politics. It’s pointed antagonism that then becomes cemented as real. そう – they really start believing 社会主義 is preferable to capitalism; that IDs are impossible to get, that cops aren’t necessary, that we need to teach kids that white folks are inherently racist. While they buy fancy homes, send their kids to private school, hire security guards, and dine in expensive restaurants without masks or shame.

All of these nonsense ideas sprout from one reflexto not be associated with the likes of you. The Democrats are now just anI hate you” パーティー. They don’t feel that way about actual American adversariesbecause you can only hate one group all the timeand that’s you.

Wonder what the angry White male thinks.

Tom Shillue, Angry White Male: Yea when I was growing up, everyone was always talking about peace and love. Nowadays people who claim to believe those things just want to demonize people. It’s as if they take pleasure in it. Somebody ought to write a book—call itthe joy of hate—as if that would ever happen.

And what does the angry Black male think about how bad voter ID is.

タイヤ, Angry Black Male: Bruh, it’s my lunchtime but let’s do this. Sandwich, 法律には、, 水, クッキー. White chocolate cranberry? This is worse than the potato famine. This is worse than the island where all the trees got cut down and people had to become cannibals. 番号, そうではありません. Not even close. Not even a little bit. そうではありません. ない!

Imagine if the Republicans acted like Democratsand rejected any idea associated with their opposition party. Maybe that’s the way forward. 問題は, the Dems don’t have any ideas, except to hate your ideas. Without us to hate, they got nothing. No ideas, no solutions. No decent beer.

We can’t even debate them, cuz we’re just debating a child screaming, “I despise you!” As they side with criminals, authoritarians and neo-racists.

So I hope they enjoy their flight to DC on their private plane. But when they return to Texas, let’s hope someone changed the locks.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the July 13, 2021 のエディション “グットフェルド!”

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