그렉 구트 펠드: Every banned phrase and terrified administrator is a feather in the cap of the mindless woke

Take Brandeis University, whose students and faculty are being instructed, not in expanding one’s vocabulary, but shrinking itBased on links to oppression. Some of the words they want to ban, are phrases liketrigger warning,” “picnic” 과 “rule of thumb.

Rule of thumb? Who does that offend other than maybe a few careless shop teachers? (Shout out to four-fingers Magee!) But all these words are somehow related to systemic oppression.

예 – 조차 “trigger warning,” an early wokism designed to prepare fragile students for shocking subject matter ahead – that’s now, considered shocking in itself. 때문에 “triggeris part of a gun. So now we need a trigger warning, ...에 대한, trigger warning. How soon before we need a trigger warning for the trigger warning for the trigger warning?

Here’s my suggestion: grow the f*** up you infantile wusses.

목록 – posted on the school’s website, includes examples of phrases that appropriates cultures, excludes genders, and hurts the disabled. 예를 들면, if there’s a barbershop nearby, it shouldn’t be taking anywalk-inappointmentsbecause what if you can’t walk? 내말은, you could just ignore it. But that would be an adult thing to do.

It’s better to feel offended. By the waygod forbid what the mere presence of the barbershop does to nearby bald peopleit’s exactly how I feel when I walk by a high shelf.

And if someone says this is nonsensedon’t say you’reall ears” – because you’d be offending Evander Holyfield.

Other words deemed off-limits: “policeman,” “국회 의원”, 그리고 심지어 “신입생,” because of that evil man-part. Although it must be hard to decide what’s the worst part of the phrase policeman 이다. That’s like trying to figure out which is the more evil Olson twin.

물론이야, if you were to compliment anyone who put this list together by saying, “you killed it,” 잘 — how dare you equate their achievements with murder. That’s why I only say it to Governor Cuomo.

I’m not kidding. I suppose I shouldn’t saynot kidding.How insulting is that to people who can’t have children? I would say I’mjokingbut jokes are offensive to those born without a sense of humor.

They also tell people not to refer to meetings as powwows, because it appropriates Native American culture. We called Liz Warren for a commentbut her smoke signal was busy.

그래서 – you know how there are colleges for the deaf? It appears Brandeis’s end goal is to be a school for the dumb. Let’s go to the angry white male for comment.

톰 실루, 화난 백인 남성: Well you know I guess I have to be brief because I checked the list and pretty much everything I say on a daily basis is on the list. 좋아요, phrases likelong time, no see” 과 “no can do,” love them phrases. But I tell you with all these restrictions, the one positive thing is I’ll probably never have to talk to one of these knuckleheads again. And yes, I checked, knuckleheads is not on the list. Honest Injun.

So I think I figured this outin order to have a meaningful dialoguejust get rid of the dialogue altogether. What’s left will be grunting and sighing, like the dialogues in a pornoas we regress to our infantile stages of existence. The mime industry will go belly up with everyone stealing their act. There will be no more Penns in the world, only Tellers.

So I have a word I want to ban. 그것은 ~라고 불린다 칼리지. Because in the old days, it meanta place of learning.Now we know that’s not the case. It’s a place for ritual indoctrination into a cult of mindless conformity. Time to stop calling colleges, 대학. We need a new name. I proposeidiot farm.

Although how insulting is that to idiots. Or farmers, or cows, or cornstalks when does this madness end? Whoops – 사과, 짐 아코 스타.

But this oppressive language list can only grow. Soon it will be illegal to eat white rice. 아무튼, once you start the game of oppressor vs oppressed, each new power-mad misery-merchant will only try to outdo their predecessors. That’s the root cause of thisnot fragility, but a naked thirst for power.

Every banned phrase and every terrified administrator is a feather in the cap of the mindless woke. And the more we indulge them, the more insatiable they become. It’s the tyranny of the few vs the cowardice of the many.

My rule of thumb: let them destroy each other. While we go to a picnic.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the June 25, 2021 에디션 “Gutfeld!”

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