グレッグ・ガットフェルド: It's a great time to be alive if you're criminally deranged

それは本当です: 私たちは、私たちが犯罪的に混乱した、または “ビュー” 観客.

But they’re everywhere. 路上で, 地下鉄で. 1つは私の右側に座っています?

But they’re also in our city halls, our governments and our district attorney’s offices, from New York to Chicago to L.A. to Baltimore. And they’re spreading faster than オミクロン.

It’s not funny anymore. [object Window], a maniac waited as a train entered the Times Square subway station before he happily pushed an Asian woman to her death.

容疑者はアパート内の女性を次の場所で追跡したとされている。, 高齢者 40, was murdered that morning. The killer stuck his tongue out at the police like a third-grader out the window of a school bus. The perfect metaphor for bail reform or any other garbage that passes as social justice reform.

But if you dare ask, why was he out on the street? 上手, you’re probably racist or worse, A 共和党.

その間, another punk just murdered a teenager, 伝えられるところでは, in a Bronx Burger King. It’s his idea of having it his way under the new attorney general. ビデオで, he was seen shouting about reparations and slavery.

He sounds like every Democrat member of 会議 when they’re on ツイッター. And if you disagree with him, 上手, you’re probably racist, あまりにも.

その間, on the opposite coast, a UCLA grad student was fatally stabbed byyou guessed ita deranged creep. Brianna Kupfer, 年齢 24, was alone working when a man, believed to be homeless, knifed her to death.

Why was he out on the streets with a knife? That’s probably your fault, because you just don’t care enough.

There’s also Sandra Shells, a hardworking nurse who died after being attacked by a homeless man near the L.A. Union Station. He’s probably just down on his luck.

Then there’s George Gascon, the city’s woke D.A., who says he doesn’t want to send another deranged maniac, a 26-year-old transgender woman, to jail for sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl over fears that the deviant will be attacked.

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Oh yeah, God forbid a guard uses the wrong pronoun. Gascon recommends home confinement for the perv because they’s trans. Cool George. How does the guest bedroom in your house sound? F—ing clown.

But if you agree with me, I bet that makes you transphobic.

I’ve got to hand it to the deviant. They’re grifting the grift. Meaning they see how to exploit the woke insanity with the help of progressive lawyers.

They are woke to the woke, あなたがするなら.

ところで, can we stop calling these people woke? They’re as woke as the statues they love to tear down.

その間, those woke prosecutors may not be criminally deranged, but they’re racking up impressive numbers that would make any Batman villain envious.

The only thing that separates them from the psychos they’re setting free is a trip to the men’s warehouse and a thesaurus.

The Joker has nothing on Larry Krasner. Under that fool Philly has gone from a low of 248 疎外された私たちを呼ぶのをやめてください 2014 に 562 killings in 2020. A new all-time record.

If only the Eagles offense could put up those kind of numbers yesterday. Like I watched the game.

The victims of this violence are almost entirely non-Whites living in the poorest parts of the city.

But if you plead for solutions, you’d probably be called a racist because lots of those killers are also Black. 地獄, the KKK couldn’t ask for a better solution. Do nothing.

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その間, Chicago under Kim Foxx has seen more than 800 の殺人 2021, levels not seen since the 90s crack epidemic.

良いニュース: Foxx has saved the city a few billion dollars by not prosecuting homicides. So you go, 女の子.

And if you don’t like what she’s doing well, then you’re probably racist and misogynist.

もちろん, there’s the hostage crisis at the synagogue in Texas, where an anti-Semitic fiend took a rabbi, とりわけ, hostage in order to free a terrorist.

An aerial view of police standing in front of the Congregation Beth Israel synagogue, 日曜日, 1月. 16, 2022, in Colleyville, テキサス.

An aerial view of police standing in front of the Congregation Beth Israel synagogue, 日曜日, 1月. 16, 2022, in Colleyville, テキサス. (AP Photo/Brandon Wade)

最初は, the FBI said this attack wasn’t related to the Jewish community. Probably, they were waiting to pin it on a White supremacist.

MSNBC GUEST: We have seen an incredible rise in rhetoric that is anti-Semitic being trafficked all around the country because we were seeing an exponential rise in hate crimes, and an exponential rise in the formation and the membership of these extremist organizations, many of which are White supremacy organizations.

Way to jump the gun you jackass. もちろん, even mentioning the maniac’s religion makes you Islamophobic, and we don’t want to make the squad cry again.

I just hope the hostage situation won’t keep the Biden administration from going after those domestic terrorists attending school board meetings or voting rights acts.

ジョー・バイデン: I’ll defend the right to vote our democracy against all enemies, 外国の, はい, 国内の.

はい, 国内の. What a great time to be alive if you’re criminally deranged because you got us. You paralyzed our weak leaders with the fear of being smeared as racist or worse, a Republican if they try to fix anything.

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So they now accept the idea that random crazies can murder innocent people, especially on the streets where homelessness is the go-to choice by unhinged people and an unhinged person will likely commit unhinged activity.

No one in power makes this connection. The person who chooses to live crazily is more likely to do crazy things.

Fish swim in water, bears roam the woods and the criminally deranged wander the streets, punching Asian women.

And thanks to progressive DAs, it’ll happen again. Another student murdered. Another Asian woman killed.

And why is it always Asians? I’m thinking these street thugs aren’t doing it in retaliation for the Wuhan lab leak.

今, when I was a kid, I saw movies likeThe Warrior’s,” “Death Wish,” “Sudden Impact.

Gangs roamed and committed inexplicable violence. How quaint does that seem now? Because even in those movies, we at least admitted criminal behavior was evil and it was the good cop against the evil criminals. The lines were clearly drawn.

But in our world today it’s good cop versus criminals and also versus the corrupt justice system, which is scarier than all the Halloween movies combined.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the Dec. 17, 2021, のエディション “グットフェルド!”

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