그렉 구트 펠드: 다시 한 번 언론과 민주당이 혼란에 빠졌다.

놀랍지 않아 – 파워 드릴에 걸린 가디건보다 빨리 풀리는 대통령. 핵심 변수만 봐도. Foreign policy’s been a disaster. Unless you’re the Taliban and are doing donuts on a soccer field in a U.S. Army jeep. As vice president, Joe went to funerals. 대통령으로서, he causes them.

놀랍다 – this joker has been in politics forever, and the moment he’s put in charge, he wets the oval office rug like a nervous puppy. I wouldn’t trust him with the keys to a Rascal scooter.

Inflation now hits American households for an extra 175 bucks a month – which is exactly what Hunter pays the masseuse for a happy ending at the local Super 8.

그 동안에, gas prices are higher than Kat. That’s another tax targeting the working stiff. 알 잖아, the people who have to drive to pay their bills, instead of selling arts and crafts for half a million. But of course, the guy who says “벅은 나와 함께 멈춘다,” says it’s not his fault that thebuckis worth a lot less than it was a year ago.

You’ve heard about the 살인 번호. Even cartel members from Tijuana won’t visit Baltimore. 에 시카고, more people are getting their shots from a Glock than a syringe.

You’ve got a dead domestic agenda. The only thing Joe seems capable of passing is gas from the Gerber’s puréed vegetables he had for lunch.

또한: 더있다 코로나 deaths under Joe in just ten months with 3 백신 than all of last year. Good luck blaming it on Trump. But of course, they will. 예 – remember that constant body count that showed up every day like Stelter at Krispy Kremegleefully attributing every casualty to Trump? Even if the COVID “희생자” 였다 600 lbs., 90 살이에요, and had a crowbar through his head? They hoped the list would cost Trump the election. And it did.

Biden promised to shut the virus down. 대신, the only thing he is shutting down is the early bird buffet. Now when Biden wins, the body count disappears. Much like CNN’s fact-checking department – which they put into cold storage along with their ratings and Chris Cuomo’s career.

So what do you say about all this, 조?

Tom Shillue as Joe Biden: 보기, 보기, 보기. This is simple. I was saying this the other day on the telephone, television, the radio..track…player. It’s so simple. If it’s good, I did it. Buck stops here, it’s me. If it’s bad, it’s the other guy—you know who I’m talking about. 그러니 봐, if you got COVID, that’s him. If you got no COVID, that’s me. The border, that’s him. 범죄, that’s him. High taxes, that’s him. 괜찮아, what’s me? Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, 둘 다, that’s me.

Quinnipiac’s Tim Malloy, summarizes the brutal polling findings: “Battered on trust, doubted on leadership, and challenged on overall competency, president Biden …계속 [ㅏ] downward slide to a number not seen since the tough scrutiny of the Trump administration.

Did you notice something there? He saysthey haven’t seen findings like this since the tough scrutiny of the Trump administration.What’s the difference here? There is no tough scrutiny of the Biden administration – 조금도.

The press looks away like they’ve been shown erotic photos of 조이 베하르. This suggests that if the scrutiny were equal, brains would explode. Either Trump would have been the greatest president ever if they treated him fairly, or Joe Biden would be the worst president ever if they treated him fairly! Its mind-boggling.

With Biden, it’s parents at school board meetings who are to blame. Or the unvaccinated or Fox News. Joe will be blaming the ghost of Ronald Reagan, whom he talks to every night at the 백악관.

그 동안에, there are no comparisons between Joe and Trump on any variable – economy, 외교 정책, 코로나, 범죄, the border. And why? Because if you did that, you would see Trump destroying Biden.

Which returns us to two key points. 먼저, the media didn’t care that 트럼프 대통령 improved the country. Why would they? Most of them hate this place anyway. But he had to go! His late-night tweets gave all of them early morning anxiety. And even with all his cash, he wasn’tone of them.He was one of us. 또한, he was a Republican. So he starts off as Hitler. We’re on like 3 Hitlers now. One more Hitler and we have a box set.

그래서, they gladly handed the country’s keys to some doddering old mess who goes to bed at 4 pm but doesn’t send mean tweets. But this happens almost every time a Democrat is in the White House! It’s like we keep punching ourselves in the face to see if it really hurts as much as we thought it did 4 또는 8 years ago—it does.

And what happened to that unity pledge? Joe’s about as unifying as farting in an elevator. 그래서, to protect the media’s precious mental health, we screwed our country. So what happens when you realize that reassessing Trump only makes Biden look even worse? If Biden is worse than what the media called an existential threatthen what do you call Biden? A super-duper-existential threat?

And if the media can’t compare Biden to Trump’s achievementswhat do you do? You talk about January 6th. And white supremacists. 갑자기 – concerned parents becomedomestic terrorists.And surprise, the Facebook whistleblower – – who just miraculously showed up on 60 의사록. will now be testifying at the next January 6th hearing.

So once again the media and Democrats are in cahoots. Which is necessary. With these polling numbers, if Biden got any more underwater he’d be Aquaman.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the October 8, 2021 에디션 “Gutfeld!”

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