그렉 구트 펠드: Oregon is the latest state to decide reading, 쓰기, and math are racist

예, the worst state in history (you’re welcome New Jersey) has decided to drop the requirement that students demonstrate that they’ve mastered those skills.

Crap, 나는 말했다, “mastered.That’s racist too.

According to activist Ben Crump the phrase master, as inmaster bedroomis racist.

I can only wonder what he thinks of my sheets.

알 잖아, there’s another joke I can make involving master, but why bait the audience.

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그래서, for the next five years, Oregon students will get a diploma without the necessary skill base, making that rolled paper as meaningful as a pink belt in karate.

Venezuelan currency is more valuable.

You get more respect if you showed up in a job interview with a tear-drop tattoo from Rikers.

또는, in Joe DeVito’s case, when he applied for this job with a Curious George book and a mesh t-shirt.

So this is new. The state is mandating schools to become diploma mills. Oddly, the governor signed this senate bill into law almost a month ago but didn’t brag about it.

There was no signing ceremony because again, writing is racist.

The state legislature had publicized other past laws but not this one. They hid it like a cold sore on prom night. I remember that.

It’s weird. Progressives have happily trumpeted a lot of crazy s—. They’re even still bragging about defunding the police.

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But maybe here they actually feel some shame about this particular travesty.

The governor won’t talk about it. Why should she? That’s like asking 앤드류 쿠 오모 how he feels about misogyny in the workplace.

So is this new bill racist?

잘, according to one of the government lackeys, they dropped the requirement in order to benefitOregon’s Black, 라틴계, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, 아시아 사람, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color,” effectively turning their degrees into a participation trophy.

So to answer your question: hell yes, that’s racist.

You couldn’t do worse if you named the billminorities are stupid.

Because now, expecting them to learn is viewed as oppression rather than providing knowledge and opportunity.

분명히, in the progressive mindset, minorities aren’t up to the task, which sounds kind of racist, as opposed to the education, for they assume these groups are hopeless.

But tell that to Serge Brynn or Elon Musk or any other immigrant who came here and hit it big.

I wonder what the Angry Black Male thinks.

타이러스, 화난 흑인 남성: 뭐, you’re following me home now? What is it now? 뭐? No reading, 쓰기, or arithmetic? (to daughter) What if I told you you didn’t have to do reading, 쓰기, or math at school anymore?

The soft bigotry of low expectations has now become law. Except it’s not soft, it’s as hard as a two-week-old bagel.

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Yet we can’t get these damn kids to pass the most basic exams, so just ditch the exams.

진실, we could try harder and overhaul our own education, or check out why these students are having problems, but it would cut into our three-month summer vacations.

대신, drop the requirement. Problem solved.

Which actually punishes talent and hard work. It’s academic communism.

그 동안에, parents can’t tell how bad the schools are really doing.

그래서, could we try it elsewhere?

Med school is hard. 그래서, we’re dropping the requirements on diagnosis and surgery.

The good news, if you like your clown, you can keep your clown.

Engineering is not only complex, it’s also racist for it expects minorities to absorb mathematical data and use that to build things like planes, 기차, and automobiles.

So we’re dropping the requirement on industry-relevant skills. Meet the guy who designed the latest jumbo jet.

알 잖아, law enforcement is challenging. You have to deal with constant stress and your own secret racism.

을 더한, you have to run with all that stuff around your waist, that’s got to chafe, especially when you don’t wear pants like me.

그래서, we decided to drop all requirements related to crime prevention. Here’s your new police force.

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Bottom line, it’s not the requirements that are racist.

It’s the assumption that specific groups can’t meet the standards.

If you don’t think a Black kid can read or write, you’re the racist.

You’re also the same ones who happen to hate Clearance Thomas and Thomas Sowell.

It’s not us. No wonder the left hates school choice so much because parents would choose schools that expect kids to learn math.

If you think it’s too hard for Latin, Latino and Latinx to do sophomore level math, well first, congrats on using the most woke classifications, but you’re still a racist, you jacka–.

지옥, even Tony Montana had to learn the metric system, something us White Americans quit on.

사실은, every arena in life where standards are being dropped is racism. It’s the ultimate condescension. We make the rules so only idiots can follow them.

But maybe they don’t know they’re being racist because they’re too busy calling everybody else, and everything, 인종 차별 주의자.

Maybe we start pointing it out to them with the same tenacity they use to point us out.

It’s boring and it’s repetitive, but someone has to do it, and it sure beats doing math. 인종 차별.

이 기사는 8월에 Greg Gutfeld의 오프닝 독백에서 발췌한 것입니다. 11, 2021 에디션 “Gutfeld!”

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