Late Wednesday night, a statue of Theodore Roosevelt — that’s a president, Kat — was removed after standing in front of the American Museum of Natural History for more than 80 years.
Yeah, instead of removing the vagrants who’ve been defecating, doing drugs and assaulting people, go after the inanimate stiff — that’ll make life better.
But hey, Teddy was evil. Those glasses, that mustache — he probably wore those as a disguise while he was beating up people of color.
So get lost, you jerk, and take your racist horse with you. And what a heroic feat to rid us of Teddy, or at least his statue — so typical of liberals to pick on something that can’t hit back.
By the way, the removal cost the city $ 2 million. So where are they sending Teddy to, private school? Antifa could have done it for free with ropes, with CNN looking the other way.
Hell, Kat would have done it for two Sixers — the beer, not the players.
But where else would you like that money to go? For more policing in the subways or the streets where crime is rampant? Shut up, you bigot!
Did you know the statue was deemed so offensive they covered it with a massive orange tarp — the same one Brian Stelter uses as a towel in the steam room?
The monument’s now in a library in North Dakota. So like all residents fleeing New York to Florida, it’s probably safer.
In the New York Post, they quote one of Teddy’s descendants, Theodore Roosevelt V, who cheered the removal, saying the statue is being relocated to a place where its composition can be recontextualized to facilitate difficult, complex and inclusive discussions.
Well, thank you, you pretentious —–. If Teddy were alive, he dress you up like a white rhino and chased you through Central Park with a 12-gauge.