Greg Gutfeld: President Biden is in diepe moeilikheid, the Democratic Party wants to 'ditch' him

And most Americans are as disgusted with the economy as they are with Nancy Pelosi’s neckline. Natuurlik, daar is geen resessie nie, hulle sê, as they try to redefine the term recession, die manier waarop hulle onluste herdefinieer het, en vroue, and crime and basic biology. We’d say that lie takes some balls, but we don’t want to misgender it.

It’s getting so bad, mayor Pete is polling better than Joe and Pete’s actually done less work on the job than Kamala has on closing the border. Pete’s now in his 10th month of parental leave and will be ready to work full time once he stops lactating. Maar ek verstaan ​​dit, Joe does not look good, literally and figuratively. The only thing holding him together is the hair plugs, and you can see why. Here’s a 22nd clip of Biden coming from the White House, look how much it was edited.

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They spent more time editing that 20-second clip than Coppola did The Godfather, both one and two. But at least when Dr. Frankenstein pieced together his monster, he put in a brain. ek bedoel, if you have to do that much surgery for 20-seconds of tape. That’s like starting with a six-ton piece of marble and ending up with a bowling trophy. It’s the creepiest presidential clip since The Zapruder film. O! Did that upset you? Ek is jammer. And take a look at this comparison, appearing on Twitter where I get all my research. Haai, it works for The Washington Post. It shows two different Bidens, blykbaar 24 hours apart.

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Sjoe. Wat die hel gaan aan? ek bedoel, that’s the same guy. ek bedoel, yet they’re as different as night and a toilet seat. One minute, he’s fine, die volgende, he has toyou’d expect from a POW video. They should have him hold up a copy of USA Today, so we have proof of life. What’s going on, Joe?

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Well no wonder, no wonder the Dems want to ditch Joe faster than a masseuse with rough hands and monkeypox. The guy’s deteriorating faster than Joy Behar’s mood when she runs out of pie. Maybe it’s COVID that’s messing Joe up, but it’s not like we were blessed with a fit specimen. The guy started out bad, now he’s worse. ek bedoel, even his body double looks exhausted. I hope for the sake of America and the planet, he’s okay. Because if he’s not, this is what we got.

Amerikaanse. President Joe Biden praat oor inflasie en die ekonomie in die Suidhof-ouditorium op die Withuis-kampus Mei 10, 2022 in Washington, DC.

Amerikaanse. President Joe Biden praat oor inflasie en die ekonomie in die Suidhof-ouditorium op die Withuis-kampus Mei 10, 2022 in Washington, DC. (Getty Images)

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Ja. It sucks. Ja, it seems the press still seems more consumed by the past, meaning Donald Trump, and I get it. It’s the old “hey, don’t look there, look over here,” truuk. But at least Trump can complete sentences, has ideas about crime and homelessness, and isn’t kept chained to a radiator somewhere in the West Wing being forced-fed adderall in his oatmeal. Jy weet, I wonder what would Trump do if he were a basketball coach of a women’s team? Would he ever lose?

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Ja, it’s good to see he hasn’t changed. He still has the subtlety and restraint you’d expect from a man with his name on buildings, golf courses and steaks. Jy weet, any steak with the name Biden on it would come puréed in a squeeze tube.

President Joe Biden virtually attends a meeting with his economic team in the South Court Auditorium on the White House complex in Washington, Vrydag, Julie 22, 2022.

President Joe Biden virtually attends a meeting with his economic team in the South Court Auditorium on the White House complex in Washington, Vrydag, Julie 22, 2022. (AP Photo / Andrew Harnik, lêer)

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But the Dems need help, reg? Maybe they’re not looking hard enough, maar, jy weet, I think I can help. I think I have their candidate. Hierdie man, John Hinckley. Ja, he’s out of jail now, and here’s what he just tweeted, “I believe in peace, liefde, billikheid, LGBTQ rights, abortion rights, animal rights, race mixing, assault weapon ban, sharing the wealth, Green New Deal, Swart lewens maak saak, prison reform and good rock ‘n’ rol. Join the John Hinckley community.

Ja, it’s located at the corner of —- Crazy Boulevard and A-hole Avenue. Maar verdomp, he’s nuttier now than when he shot Reagan. Meaning? He sounds like the perfect woke Democrat. Are you sure that isn’t AOC in a fat man’s suit? He ticked every box, hoewel, oddly, he did forget handguns. Hmm. But I guess they must have had CNN on the prison TV, because he sounds no different than Don Lemon. And that is CNN’s ratings strategy, show it where you can’t change the channel. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. That’s like telling a guy on death row to share his last meal with Brian Stelter.

John Hinckley, Jr.. mugshot in on March 30, 1981. (Photo courtesy Bureau of Prisons/Getty Images)

John Hinckley, Jr.. mugshot in on March 30, 1981. (Photo courtesy Bureau of Prisons/Getty Images) (Photo courtesy Bureau of Prisons/Getty Images)

But this loser illustrates a key point these days. You want the press and the libs to like you just tow the woke line and anyone can do it. Even a failed assassin with an acoustic guitar and a face like a lumpy potato. Hinckley’s living his best life. But I don’t want to be around when he hears the news that Jodie Foster is gay. So daar gaan jy, Demokrate. You wanted a big name. You got one, a celeb who appeals to all your little identity cults, and he can sing

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Ja. He’s no Cat Stevens, closer to cat food, but he sure beats this.

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And let’s not forget, this guy is.

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That’s a reference. So what do you say, Demokrate? Hinckley 2024. He can’t be that much worse than what you got. His campaign slogan could be, “give me a shot. I just might blow you away.

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