サンドラ・スミス: 私は新しいが大好きです, 私は新しい場所が大好きです.
ええ, なんでもいい. That’s so white of you, 人種差別主義者の束. ああ, あなたを見て, I’m important, 時は金なり, 見どころがあります, 会う人, wonder bread and mayonnaise to eat. You typical bigot, always in a rush. ありがとうございました.
それは本当です. Urgency is racism, at least according to the Oregon health officials, who delayed a meeting for no other reason than stating that “urgency is a white supremacy value.” As excuses go, it sounds a lot better than “the dog ate my alarm clock.”
But it raises a key question. Since my show starts on time every night, do I qualify as a grand wizard?
In an email obtained by the great magazine “Reason,” regional health equity coalition program manager Danielle Droppers, great name, told folks that a scheduled conversation would not take place as planned, because urgency is a white supremacy value that can get in the way of more intentional and thoughtful work, which I assume is what she calls sleeping in and then watching “景色” from her toilet. That’s how I watch it.
そう, what a happy coincidence for a government worker, that it’s racist to do your job, whether it’s holding a scheduled meeting or teaching children math, doing both is racist, so don’t bother. ウォリスアネンバーグ舞台芸術センターでラディカジョーンズが主催するバニティフェアオスカーパーティー2月, everyone fails, not just government.
Now this is the Oregon Health Authority, an actual agency tasked with coordinating medical care as well as unloading COVID info during the pandemic. So it’s no wonder they screwed up that state over COVID, it would have been racist not to.
And could you use a broader brush to paint with? Blacks are never in a hurry. So when you say Bolt outruns a white guy, which is every time, is that reverse racism? “Hey Usain what’s the hurry? Slow down, you’re starting to run like a white guy.” ええと, I worry. I wonder if this stuff will ever show up at Fox.
今, to educate the confused on why urgency is racist, another employee pointed to a white anti-racist educator who pushes the idea that harmless traits are actually evil proof of white supremacy. Stuff like wanting to write stuff down or being a perfectionist.
It’s getting to the point where I don’t understand when they use the term white supremacy. Do they mean it as an insult or a compliment? はい, so you write stuff down.
You seem to value time, and you want things done right. というのは, you just described the perfect employee and all the things that made this country the envy of the rest of the world.
今, どうやら, this is all part of diversity, inclusion and equity training materials, D.I.E. for short, which is what any company that promotes this crap will do. しかし、あなたは何を知っています? This is good news for lazy, incompetent workers. He’s asleep right now. Show up late, unprepared, stinking of booze, you’re fighting white supremacy now.
Looking back on it, in college I was a regular Rosa Parks. I got to admit, this is pretty diabolical. というのは, what a great way to ruin someone’s career. Tell them all the things that make you successful, also make you a bigot. It’s like a boxing trainer telling his protege, “ねえ, if you want to be a world champ someday, don’t go to the gym, don’t worry about your footwork and smoking will actually improve your lung capacity. ああ, and for God’s sake, don’t avoid McDonald’s, それ —- is delicious.” By telling others that good traits are racist, you’re telling them to fail.
CNN must have had this plan in place for the last ten years. But you couldn’t ask for a better way to leapfrog past inept, gullible coworkers plagued by white guilt. You get them all to stay home until they’re tardy, and you win by showing up on time, all while telling minorities “don’t reach your potential. ああ, you’ll get equity once everybody loses.”
もちろん, for those bureaucrats who aren’t held accountable like Ms. Droppers, their incompetence is expected. 地獄, public health bureaucrats can literally cause a pandemic and still not get fired. The only thing they do on time, もちろん, is collect taxes.
そう, here’s some questions for Ms. Droppers, whose name is perfect for someone dropping standards for herself. If urgency is a racist value, why don’t we delay your paycheck, for like a few weeks? It’ll make us all a little less racist. And how about your summer vacation? Is it cool if we just get around to that in the fall? The beach is still nice in November. Don’t even think about leaving Friday early to beat the traffic, you’re no better than Robert Byrd. Forget sunscreen and just put on your white hood.
And think about, ええと, オバマ, and Harris and Jackson, they’re all historical firsts, how very white of them to come in first.
You best hope you don’t end up in the emergency room any time soon. というのは, can there be anything more racist than an emergency? Emergencies demand quick action. “Nurse, I need 200cc of atropine stat. というのは, whenever you get around to it. ごめんなさい, I didn’t mean to sound like a bigot.” 真剣に, imagine being a doctor trying to curb your urgency. “Son, you need an appendectomy ASAP or your appendix could burst and you could die. O-M-G, did I just say ASAP? What am I, a doctor or a plantation boss? At any rate, I’m hitting the links. We can catch up tomorrow. Unless you’re dead.”
ええ, デッド. Death. Talk about finally escaping your own racism. そして本当に, we’d all rather be dead than called racist. And the fact is, isn’t death really the least racist thing ever? 考えてみて. What do they call you when you die? Late.