다음에 우리에게 무엇을 말할 것입니까?? 사냥꾼 좋아하는 타격 과 창녀? 잘했어 친구들! Everyone in the 미디어 take the year off. 너무 늦었다, 넌 이미 가지고있다.
네, 이 소식은 새 책에서 옵니다, but it’s not new to any of us. Thanks to the reporting of the New York Post.
And it was only because the rest of the media wanted Joe to win, that it was buried faster than your kid’s guinea pig you accidentally stepped on because you were drunk.
But just for old times’ sake, let’s report the so-called news:
“A person who had independent access to Hunter Biden’s emails” confirms two of the emails the post published. Including one about a potential deal with 중국 with the line “10 held by H for the big guy?” — that is, 조 바이든.
I’m guessing that ten had more zeroes following it than Joy Reid’s Twitter account.
지금, we already knew this – because we didn’t ignore Hunter’s former business partner Tony Bobulinksi when he confirmed them a forever ago.
The book also confirms that emails released by the Swedish government also match emails from the laptop. 네, 알아 – who knew 스웨덴 had a government?
But it’s that China email that matters – it reveals the Bidens were in cahoots to make a buttload of money with an enemy.
That fact would have doomed Joe’s election chances if it was treated like the deadly grenade it was. But thanks to the press. 과 big tech. It didn’t. They’re more rotten than month-old bagged salad.
So just for old times’ sake, let’s look back at how the compliant media treated this story when it came out.
먼저, CNN. Check out these graphics. 먼저: how the newest anti-Biden narrative was manufactured. 둘째: US authorities investigating if recently published emails are tied to 러시아인 disinformation effort in targeting Biden
Reliable sources, my ass. 지금, I’d say Stelter should eat some crow, but he might go into toxic shock cuz it’s a protein. His only reliable source is a bucket of raw cookie dough.
Remember NPR? “Why haven’t you seen any stories from NPR about the New York Post’s Hunter Biden story? We don’t want to waste our time on stories that are not really stories!”
네, 권리. NPR you do that. Ignore that story, and focus instead on a legally blind transgender pony who makes a living doing porn.
Here’s MSNBC: “Why does Rudy Giuliani have access to peddle this disinformation repeatedly?”
“This is not censorship. Facebook is under no obligation to allow a disputed report that appears to contain disinformation…”
Joy Reid tweets: “Good for Joe Biden. No need to dignify a Russian hatchet job… We’re not doing ’emails’ 다시, America.”
Come on Joy. You get any dumber, we’re gunna start calling you Don Lemon.
And remember that letter signed by 50 former intel officers? “Hunter Biden story is Russian disinformation, dozens of former intel officials say.” 잘, either they were dupes or traitors. That letter came together faster than a new bong at Kat’s house. Yet all the hacks swallowed that BS like it was beluga caviar.
Look at all these jackasses: David Frum, Max Boot, David Corn, Ben Rhodes, Tommy Vietor, Evan McMullin. The list of dolts goes on and on, thanks to Drew Holden who compiled them. 진지하게, that must be a Guinness book world record for s*** stacked that high.
그리고 지금, it’s so cute to see these dopes who painted Trump as a Russian spy, while burying Biden’s connections to China – get mad at the dope they elected. 네, that same press cries, cuz the guy they carried to the 백악관 now won’t answer their questions.
*Clip of Biden ignoring press questions in the Oval Office*
와, he’s less eager to attend a press conference than Brian Laundrie’s parents. The irony is as rich as a Burisma shareholder.
아프가니스탄. 드론 스트라이크. Inflation. 코로나. 분할. Polarization. Crime. And the Haitians, who prove living under bridges isn’t just for Americans. In just 8 short months Biden turned America from “us first,” ...에 “dead last.”
Like my favorite blow-up doll, Gladys, Joe’s presidency has quickly deflated. And like Gladys, he doesn’t answer questions either.
But remember – he didn’t really want to run. He knew he was as done as a burnt rib eye. He just wanted to go back to Delaware and wander into neighbors’ yards without his pants on. 알 잖아, like the good old days.
So it’s all on the press. And they still love to bury things. Take the 경계. 몇 달 동안, horrifying video relayed the hell that was going on. But they ran from that footage like it was an incoming Zoom call from Jeffrey Toobin.
But the media only cared when they found “one image” they could use to demonize Border Patrol. But now – surprise surprise – the so-called whipping, was downgraded to wielding, then whirling – and now it’s just twirling. What’s next – wooing?
Turns out the only things getting whipped at the border are Joe’s and Kamala’s asses.
The Washington Post now admits the border patrol “did not appear to strike anyone.” 네, but you can’t unring that bell. The idiots who read their garbage digested that crap whole and will continue to use it every time they argue with a sane person.
But that paper is now mostly fake stories and corrections. I would line my birdcage with it. But then I’d end up with a parrot who’ll hate America, praise China, and demand a non-cisgender pronoun.
And no Joy – they weren’t whips, they were reins.
조이 리드, 월요일: I was not aware that whips which come from the slave era, slavery era, were part of the package that we issue to any sort of law enforcement or government-sanctioned personnel. Were you aware that was being issued to people, that people had that kind of equipment on them that they could use on humans?
She has to be a plant. You’d think she’d know a little about being an equestrian, for all the horse s*** she produces.
But now as the whip story evaporates under the glare of common sense, so goes their attention to the border problem. It shall be buried like the laptop.
Until of course, they can find one more image to impugn Americans. If only there was some of that on Hunter’s laptop. Then they would report the f*** out of it.
This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the September 22, 2021 에디션 “Gutfeld!”