グレッグ・ガットフェルド: The White House sees you as the problem, and themselves as victims

ジェン・サキ: She is the first African American woman, 色の女性, Indian American woman to serve in this job. 女性. というのは, so many firsts, 正しい? It’s a lot to have on your shoulders // she is somebody who, at a much higher level than the rest of us, but who wants to be seen as the talented, 経験豊富, ええと, エキスパート, substantive policy person, partner to the president, that she is. But I do think there have been some attacks that are beyond because of her identity.

そう, to quote the TSA agent who works the x-ray machine and spotted objects in the shape of summer squash and a melon ball scooper over the weekend, let’s unpack this. CNN had reported this growing infighting as an exclusive story. 意味, it came from the ホワイトハウス.

Now maybe CNN could have just made it up, 以下のような Russian collusion 物語, but this story had too many integral facts coming from too many sources. Fact is, if the White House wants a story out there, all it has to do is pick up Biden’s Sports Illustrated football phoneand it’s on CNN faster than Stelter’s pudgy fingers on a powdered donut.

そう, when Psaki claims thatsome attackson Harris are based on her identity, she’s actually referring to the very criticism that came from the White House. 意味, ジョー and his staff are having a problem with women of color. 彼らは the white supremacists!

How does it feel, ジョー? Turnabout is fair play, after your Rittenhouse smear. 覚えておいてください, Joe went to a funeral for a grand cyclops – which is not a person with a zit in the middle of their forehead. It’s the title of a higher up in the KKK – Democrat Robert Byrd. He probably didn’t even check his watch during それ 葬儀.

Joe’s also made fun of Indians before, observing that they only work in 7/11s. So Jen must be talking about Joe. But it’s hard to tell since Jen unloads more crap than Joe Biden after three bowls of all-bran. 知っている — another poop reference. Was that too much Phyllis?

Clip of woman saying she loves Greg’s poop jokes

Can’t argue with Phyllis—she’s a national treasure.

So whenever there’s a problem with these clowns, it has to be because we’re all racists and sexists. 正しい? It’s never about their incompetence or callousness or loathing for average working-class Americans – which is just another form of bigotry. A coal miner could finish a 10-hour workday with soot on his face and they’d call him out for black face.

This is really about the VP in turmoil — これは のみ kind of oil this administration will allow. Time for the next chapter of – In Search of Kamala Harris?

It has been a tough search so far. But thankfully we were able to catch up with her earlier today. はい, we scored an exclusive one-on-one interview!

Skit of Greg interviewing a toaster rather than person playing Kamala Harris over fear of being canceled

何? You’d think we’d really get an actual person to impersonate Kamala Harris? We tried to talk Harris Faulkner into it – but she said dinner at Fuddruckers wasn’t enough. Fact is – you can impersonate anyoneexcept the protected classes designated by the legacy メディア as if they’re on ado not disturb” リスト.

Remember when SNL forced poor Fred Armison to impersonate オバマ, and they made him boring, so as not to offend anyone? It’s really the worst insult: we don’t think you can take the criticism. Which allows some of the biggest crooks to get away with anything. 地獄, some can even marry their brother!

So it comes down to this: when in trouble, smear the others. When in doubt, call the bigots out. Call ’em racist. Call ’em sexist. But never call for the truth. It’s the difference between this White House and the previous one.

Who did トランプ go after? メディア… 中国… The NBAThe NFL… Democrats and RepublicansAnd celebrities. He punched up – not down. He didn’t single out citizens, or voters.

ここに, the White House sees 君は, the individual as the problem. And they see group identity as its protection. ラケットです. 彼らは the victimseven when they’re in power and you’re not.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the November 18, 2021 のエディション “グットフェルド!”

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