Greg Gutfeld: The worse you feel about America, the better CNN does

Adesso, in all seriousness, our show lost an important ally this weekendsomeone who’s been a helluva supporter, and deeply involved in the success of this program since day one. You could say he was our shining light, our lodestar, our muse. Second banana in his own family, ma #1 in our hearts.

CHRIS CUOMO SAGA: CNN’S DON LEMON IGNORES FIRING OF DISGRACED BESTIE

In a blow that has left all of us reelingChris Cuomo was terminated from CNN, after the network allegedlyjust learnedCuomo had been accused of sexual misconduct by a woman who had worked with him previously at ABC. si, “just learned.They also just learned the pee-pee tapes were fake, Jussie Smollett is a liar, and Don Lemon can’t read.

Ed ovviamente, this tragic news is leaving a huge hole in my show. When it came to laughs, Cuomo provided more than a bus-full of nitrous-huffing clowns. The shock has left many of us in denial.

Montage of “Gutfeld!” staffers upset that material will be harder to come by now that Chris Cuomo has been fired

It’s been a rough day. Let’s go to Carl Bernstein. Tell us, is this worse than Watergate?

Carl Bernstein Watergate montage: Worse than Watergate// I keep getting asked are there echoes of Watergate in this and there are//we are also witnessing something we did not see in Watergate// what we’re seeing is worse than Watergate

For once Carl is right. Ovviamente, people handle the news differently. Some people are weeping. Others are lashing out in anger. Some are trying to eat away the pain.

Clip of Brianna Keilar eating a cicada

CHRIS CUOMO, CNN "AVVOCATO" IN ANTICIPO DELLA BIRRERIA $ 18 MILIONI DI BATTAGLIE LEGALI PER IL FUOCO: FONTI

And there are others who, after more Cuomo crap hit the fan, happily threw him under the bus, pretending they were always critical of his behavior.

Brian Stelter: There were just so many headaches, time and time again, involving Chris Cuomo. That even though many viewers loved watching Cuomo prime time and looked forward to his show. He was causing so many headaches for the network and CNN staffers that ultimately this decision was reached

si, he says that adesso. Gotta hand it to the pudgy pontificator: he puts the company man in company manatee. In case you forgot, this bloated broadcaster does a show nobody watches calledReliable Sources.

Ma a quanto pare, when it came to the Chris Cuomo story, those sources weren’t reliable at all, ‘cuz he remained silent for months on the Cuomo scandals, preferring to spend his time playing clips of Fox News and complaining about our huge ratings. And now he tries to rewrite history.

Nel frattempo, Cuomo is now claiming that Zucker, was aware of everything. His spokesman telling the Wall Street Journal – owned by our parent company, the Olson twins – that Chris and CNN president Jeff Zuckerwere widely known to be extremely close and in regular contact, including about the details of Mr. Cuomo’s support for his brother.

And now CNN is snapping back telling the Journal that Cuomohas made a number of accusations that are patently false. “This reinforces why he was terminated for violating our standards and practices….”

‘THE FIVE:’ CUOMOS WERE A GOOD TRUMP ‘FOIL’ FOR CNN, BROTHERS ‘LIKELY TO FIGHT SO SAGA WILL CONTINUE

So it’s about to get uglier than a sheep with a bikini wax. But whoever wins this battle – it can’t look good for CNN. Sì, it’s no longerthe most trusted name in newsat regional airports or at Delta terminals. Even the broadcasting balloon boy wonders: “has CNN lost trust as a result of this?”

Brian Stelter: Has CNN lost trust as a result of this Zurawik?

David Zurawik: Bene, Non lo so, that’s hard to say if CNN has lost trust.

It is hard to say – I mean – how can CNN lose something they destroyed with their own hands. Where is this trust to lose? After the collusion hoax? Il “fine people” menzogna? The injecting bleach hoax. Covington? Kavanaugh? Smollette? But like newborns with a pacifier, CNN is so cute when they suck.

Come sai, we were the first to discover the charms of Cuomo and supported him all the way. Unlike all these CNN clowns now angling for his job. Come sai, Chris Cuomo was their highest-rated host. Vero, that’s like having the most fingers at a leper colony. The skin biopsy I got last year drew a larger audience than Cuomo. Turns out that skin tag was a honey-nut cheerio. But it still beat Cuomo in the 18 to 54-year-old demographic.

So what does this mean for the 9 pm slot? Who should CNN put there?

CNN’S BRIAN STELTER WHITEWASHES SCOPE OF CHRIS CUOMO SCNADAL ON MEDIA SHOW AVOIDS MENTIONING FIRST ACCUSER

What’s it take to make it on CNN? Other than a ton of low self-esteem or famous parents? Bene, turns out getting hired has nothing to do with talent, brains, or even good hair. no, the less engaged you are with the American public, the more likely you’ll get hired.

Vedi, CNN is not about ratings, it’s about reach. Meaning that the network exists only to create angry clips of fake news which they then disperse on the internet, where its influence is really peddled.

It’s like a baseball farm team that develops talent to send up to the major leagues where they will be watched by a bigger audience. Così, instead of appeal, CNN seeks the opposite. Take a look at their current anchors.

Così, are you angry, and petulant? (Jim Acosta)

Are you the product of a famous parent? (Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo)

Are you miserably arrogant? (Brianna Keilar, Brian Stelter)

Are you just plain stupid? (Don Lemon)

Do you look like you passed away ten years ago? (Carl Bernstein)

CHRIS CUOMO ANNOUNCES HE’S LEAVING SIRIUSXM RADIO SHOW IN WAKE OF CNN FIRING\

If you fulfill most of that criteria, CNN is hiring. Vedere, like a very lazy paperboy, CNN’s not interested in delivering news. Their real profit model is to attract eyeballs through conflict. Think the Jerry Springer Show, but in tiny bite-sized servings fired like a glitter gun into the population.

The worse you feel about America, the better they do. That should be their slogan — o “an uneducated consumer is our best customer.

So will they find another Chris Cuomo? Maybe we should leave CNN with some lasting words of hoper to make them try. Let’s say it one more timeShall we?

Montage of Chris Cuomo sayinglet’s get after it

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the December 6, 2021 edizione di “Gutfeld!”

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