Gutfeld: NBC decides to not air 2022 Golden Globes over lack of diversity

LAURA INGRAHAM, FOX NUUSGASheer: Numbers are tough, very tough. Gutfeld, he’s next.

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CAITLYN JENNER (R), CALIFORNIA GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE: I need to surround myself with good people. And I’m very fortunate that the Republican Party has supported me in a way that they’ve surrounded me with really good people.

DANA BASH, CNN CHIEF POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT: You said you haven’t talked to Trump at all about any of this?

JENNER: Geen.

BASH: So how do you get people excited to vote for you now that you want to be on the ballot?

JENNER: Because I’m cute and adorable.

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GREG GUTFELD, FOX NUUSGASheer: That’s good enough for me, Sugar Plum.

Goed so. You want to hear something that’s going to blow your mind? ek bedoel, besides the fact that it’s been a week and Kat’s still married? According to The New York Times, there is not a single-documented COVID infection anywhere in the world from casual outdoor interactions such as walking past someone on the street, or eating at a nearby table. Ja, you heard that right.

The New York freaking Times admits that outdoor COVID transmission is the biggest myth since Trump colluded with Russia. Not a single-documented COVID infection anywhere in the world from casual outdoor interactions, such as dining, strolling or giving Jesse waters the finger what you should do at every opportunity. I’m hyperventilating over this and yet, what do you see? People outside masked up. Sometimes wearing two.

Others wearing face shields as if they’re about to clean Shane MacGowan’s teeth. He’s the singer for the pokes. This is why I tell you to floss, Kat. She doesn’t listen so how did we get here? Wel, first we were lied to. Verlede maand, the CDC told us that less than 10 percent of transmissions were from outdoors, which is true. Technically, .1 percent is less than 10 persentasie. And that’s likely the real rate of transmission, .1 percent not 10.

That’s like 100-fold difference. ek dink. Ek weet nie. But of course the media is spread that large number like herpes and a beehive full of sweaty bees. And now everyone looks like Michael Jackson impersonators in their stupid use asks, they’re jogging, they’re on bikes, they’re in swimming pools even. It’s embarrassing to be human. We all look like fools because it’s pointless. It’s like wearing a seatbelt to lunch or a football helmet to bed.

Thank god those days are behind me. So, the CDC lied to us. They made a statement, they knew is technically accurate but intended to deceive through a 10th of a percent is literally less than 10 persentasie. But this is like saying there’s less than 10,000 black bear attacks a year in the U.S. Dit is waar. There’s roughly one black bear attack a year. And I bet it’s the same bear and the same guy. He’s a pervert.

The worst part the bear wasn’t even wearing a mask. Stupid bear. So the mask guidelines are quite literally a cover up. The CDC still says if you’re unvaccinated, you should wear masks outdoors. And even vaccinated should wear them at large events like concerts and sporting events and we love Gutfeld rallies. And they’re still having kids wear them at summer camp at all times which I’m fine with because I hate children but I know it’s wrong.

But apart from Operation Warp Speed, our pandemic response isn’t grounded in science. It’s grounded in science fiction. I wonder how our angry white male feels about this.

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Ongeïdentifiseerde man: Masks not aware one. Besides it would interfere with my opera cycling.

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GOEIE VELD: He’s so angry and so white. So even though the stats tell us otherwise the media continues to peddle fear. Creating docile obedient readers is their stock and trade. It’s their business model. And when they run out of scary stats, they literally climb a mountain to find more. The Washington Post just ran a piece on the spread of COVID among — hoor hier, Mount Everest climbers.

The press will literally go to the ends of the earth to find new places for people to be afraid of COVID. Ja, people who climb Mount Everest are at risk for COVID as opposed to the normal way of dying on Mount Everest. which is being impaled on a pile of frozen poop. And then they just leave you there. But their normal risk of dying on the mountain is between .5 en 1.1 persentasie. I want to put it in another way, it’s somewhat less than 1,000 persentasie.

But it’s higher than the death rate for a 25-year-old, from COVID at any elevation. Something tells me when you go into Nepal to find the untold story of COVID, you’re getting desperate, but I’m still waiting on the COVID numbers for people who live under the sea. So why is the mask lie so bad? Wel, it’s another transparent deception that makes the average person skeptical about everything the government tells us about COVID, even the true stuff.

And it creates conflicts between self (BLEEP) and the nice people they’re trying to mask shame.

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Ongeïdentifiseerde man: I want you to know that your insensitivity is ridiculous. I no longer have grandparents due to this virus because of people like you who don’t want to wear a mask in the store. Dis belaglik. Eintlik, it’s insensitive and it’s disgusting as a human being for you to show so much privilege to all of these people. There are so many older people in here who have health conditions, other people.

Ongeïdentifiseerde vrou: I’m not going to just

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Ongeïdentifiseerde man: Oh great. O, let you do congratulations for your pregnancy. Dis belaglik. And I want you to know that. You’re on candid camera.

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GOEIE VELD: God. I hope that nice ladies baby is born. It grows up and beats the crap out of that guy. He’ll deserve it then. He’s not going to change. The truth is the media played up the mask angle because they saw it as another way to split the country in half. Which is the only math they’re good at, their vision. You wear masks, you’re patriot, don’t wear them, you’re Neanderthal who’s trying to kill my grandma.

It’s allit’s hard to keep us angry and divided. But the truth is far different. So leave the masks off outside except you, die media, after lying to millions of people I’d be hiding my face too.

Ongeïdentifiseerde man: Tydperk.

GOEIE VELD: Kom ons verwelkom vanaand se gaste. She’s so bright that big dipper lister as a job reference, Republican strategist and Fox News Contributor Lisa Boothe. O, you’ll love it (ONHoorbaar) he’s so libertarian, he has Gary tattooed on his Johnson. Part of the Problem podcast host Dave Smith. I’m so proud of that one. He’s the comedians’ komediant, as opposed to being the headliner.

The loftusparty.com editor in chief Mike Loftus. Got a haircut. She loves wearing sandals because they also have no soul. Fox News contributor Kat Timpf. And tonight’s special guest, Dr. Wayne McMasters. He’s working in creating the cure for aging. And he’s here to tell us all about it. That’s coming out. Very excited.

Goed so, Dave. What do you make of thewhat do you make of the CDC and all this stuff? They’re still not even changing their tune.

DAVID SMITH, HOST, PART OF THE PROBLEM: I think you were appropriately angry at the beginning. Kyk, I was telling people on my podcast, Part of the Problem, get it wherever you get podcast.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

SMITH: In March of 2020, that the data we had already then was conclusive that you were not getting COVID from any other way besides sustained one on one contact with someone who had symptoms. And just to be clear, I’m an idiot. OK? And I knew this in March of 2020. They’ve been wrong about everything.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

SMITH: That’s why this is just one more thing. They’re wrong about outdoor mask. They’re wrong about lockdowns mitigating the virus, they were wrong about wiping down your grocery.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

SMITH: They were wrong about asymptomatic spread. They’ve been wrong on everything. These peopleif you have had COVID or you’re vaccinated, or you’re not very, very sick, and you’re outside wearing a mask, you are an insane person.

KAT TIMPF, FOX NUUS KANAAL BYDRAE: Ja.

GOEIE VELD: And you kickedmy wife made me wipe down everything including the blood. But it was (ONHoorbaar) we bring inwe bring in the groceries and I’m sitting there like wiping down cartons of milk and I’m going this can’t be how, this can’t be anything. I shouldn’t be making that move.

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TIMPF: Goed so. You still do it.

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GOEIE VELD: This can’t be how it’s supposed to be.

TIMPF: I don’t want to cover my ears when I was

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GOEIE VELD: Jy weet.

LISA BOOTHE, FOX NUUS KANAAL BYDRAE: With Lysol?

GOEIE VELD: Ja. Jy weet, Michael, that’s why you’re safe because you will never have any sustained one on one contact.

MIKE LOFTUS, WRITER/EDIAN: Wag, wat? I’m the guy that fights the bear.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. You’re the guy looking for a bear downtown. Jy weet wat ek bedoel.

LOFTUS: I don’t know your lingo, meneer.

GOEIE VELD: Of course you don’t. And anyway, I want to commend you on dressing exactly like Billy Jack tonight.

LOFTUS: Dankie.

GOEIE VELD: What are your thoughts on this whole mask thing?

LOFTUS: The mask thing — wel, the mask is now officially the anti-Make America Great Again hat.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

TIMPF: Ja.

LOFTUS: That’s what it is. That’s just saying I am a sheep I comply.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

LOFTUS: And you’re a racist if you’re not wearing a mask.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

LOFTUS: So that’s part of the fun. I’m still laughing at the whole Washington Post. People climb Mount Everest, and they describe it as like the perfect setup for a super spreader event.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. Ja.

LOFTUS: Reg. Now isn’twasn’t Sturgis the perfect setup for a super spreader?

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

LOFTUS: And spring break was the perfect setup and a MAGA rally was the perfectthey can’t all be perfect setup.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, ja, presies. En terloops, they’re already wearing masks.

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GOEIE VELD: So they’d have to put another mask, Lisa, wat belaglik is. So anyway, you know what kills me about the self-telling people that it was spreading outdoors? It got people to stay more indoors. So you were end up like young people with their older relatives and people died that the stuff about being outside not being outside actually accelerated death. That’s my opinion.

BOOTHE: Wel, meneer, are you supposed to wear a mask if you climb Mount Everest because I walked up four flights of stairs with the mask the other day, I was like deeply out of breath. It’s embarrassing but I was like loosening the mask like trying to get air and

GOEIE VELD: Have you thought about a peloton?

BOOTHE: Wel, I did see commercial, it was very appealing.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. Just don’t get the treadmill.

BOOTHE: Ja.

LOFTUS: O, my kids love that thing.

GOEIE VELD: O, shut up you.

BOOTHE: But it’s almost like criminal what’s happened in the country.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

BOOTHE: We knew back in April of 2020. We knew that the fatality rate was much less than we originally thought yet the government didn’t make any changes. We knew back in May of 2020 daardie 66 percent of the new hospitalizations in New York City were people who were staying at home. And so like, what is Governor Cuomo and de Blasio do? Let’s keep them home where they’re all getting sick.

ek bedoel, it’s all just complete B.S. And I live in Florida now which is amazing. ek bedoel, the first weekend I was there, I went to a club because like, everything’s open.

TIMPF: Sjoe.

BOOTHE: Ja. I just wantI wanted a taste of freedom. It was a Sunday.

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GOEIE VELD: We’re trying (ONHoorbaar) Lisa.

BOOTHE: I think it was like 2:00 — Ek dink dit was —

GOEIE VELD: o regtig.

BOOTHE: Ja. But that’s late for me.

GOEIE VELD: Brown was Maandagaand op pad na 'n aandete saam met Kanye West by 'n gewilde Wes-Hollywood-restaurant toe hy aan TMZ Sports gesê het om op die kantlyn uit te trek voordat hy die res van sy toerusting op die staanplek gooi., dit was. And did you Uber it or do you to get a ride home with a fellow?

BOOTHE: I Ubered it. ek sien — I see where you’re going with this. But you will not catch me. Dit was — it was an Uber.

LOFTUS: The Washington Post described it as the setup for a superspreader.

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GOEIE VELD: Jy weet wat, you’re part of the problem, Dave says. You’re spreading COVID. Kat, last word to you if that’s indeed possible. Where were you? I tend to remember where you were in the whole mask world. Were you wearing it outside?

TIMPF: I’m not. Ja, geen. I’m not now. People were yelling at me and I was still doing it. And now I’m not doing it because I don’t care. Kyk, there was also research that came out this week suggesting that and this makes a lot of sense, it goes back to what you were saying. The safety of activities is really more about the morality that you see in those activities already.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

TIMPF: And always has been than an actual likelihood of transmission. Putting back to again in July 2020 when we knew at the very least much less likely outdoors. They were saying it’s more safe to go to a museum than it is to go to a beach.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

TIMPF: So it’s ridiculous. Dis nie regverdig nie. The whole mentality of, jy weet, protests are OK.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

TIMPF: Parties not OK. Which is offensive to me because partying is my protest against my mental baseline.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, there you go. And also

TIMPF: And now we’re partying.

GOEIE VELD: They don’t want the people that are deciding what is a moral activity to be deciding what is your moral activity? If people actually think that protesting is somehow morally higher than going to a club and getting wasted, like Lisa Boothe already did. Hooking up with some strange guy.

BOOTHE: Geen. That didn’t happen. Rise.

TIMPF: Welcome to the show.

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GOEIE VELD: I hope to God your parents aren’t watching this, Lisa.

BOOTHE: Me too.

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TIMPF: (ONHoorbaar) the heat off me. I hope my dad is watching.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. In elk geval. Goed so. Are the Golden Globes cursed for not being (ONHoorbaar)

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GOEIE VELD: The show won’t be saved after the network caved. NBC a network that once employed O.J. Simpson has announced they will not air the Golden Globes. Which for the longest time I thought was my favorite cereal. This after an outcry from actors in studios that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association which puts on the event is lacking in diversity. In L.A., Times report in February revealed the organization had no black members.

They claimed they tried to recruit their first black female last year but Rachel Dolezal passed. They pledged to reform and last week approved the plan to diversify its membership. Some studios including Amazon and Netflix say it’s not aggressive enough of course, can’t be woken up. And that they won’t work with the Hollywood foreign press until more action is taken. Even Tom Cruise all four-foot-seven of him has taken a stand, probably on a box.

He reportedly returned his three Golden Globes to the Press Association headquarters. He won the award for Born on the 4th of July, Jerry Maguire and getting a box of detergent down from a very high shelf. Loftus, you claim to have worked in Hollywood. We have no proof of this.

LOFTUS: Dis waar. That’s very true.

GOEIE VELD: So, I mean this is probablyI have a theory. I have three theories actually. Which theory do I want to put — OK. Hollywood always tries to sell themselves as heroes in every plot in the Red Scare. They were the ones who that fought the anti or they fought the, jy weet, the Joe McCarthy’s. I think anything that they did nothing because they are literally throw their allies to the wolves.

En in — because they don’t want to getthey don’t want to get cancelled. So they’re — ek bedoel, who is the Hollywood foreign press? Who were they?

LOFTUS: The Hollywood foreign press is a bunch of people from Europe who loved to go out to lunch with famous people.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

LOFTUS: Dis dit. En —

GOEIE VELD: I’ve never been with them.

LOFTUS: ek dink — I think what happened is that the NBC looked at the Oscars ratings, and it’s like, ja, we should cancel. We should cancel the Golden Globes. Ernstig, Ricky Gervais could trim his toenails and get higher ratings than the Golden Globes.

GOEIE VELD: And he should.

LOFTUS: It’s a complete joke. And oh, Tom cruise, what a hero. Soos, huh? How long did it take him to find the Golden Globes?

GOEIE VELD: Ja. That was

TIMPF: He’s the face and remains the face of a cult.

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GOEIE VELD: That’s what he did. ek bedoel, die ding is, these are allit’s all a protection racket, reg? For cheese balls to throw people that they can to the crocodile. So the crocodile doesn’t come after them.

LOFTUS: dit is. En sy — and Hollywood has completely lost their way. They’re no longer about entertainment at all. It’s like Hollywood. It’s like some big crazy bakery where the head chef is having sex with all the waitresses, and they have to audition and show their boobs. And the busboys are hiding money in the bank.

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BOOTHE: Was that Harvey Weinstein?

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LOFTUS: That’s what it is. And then all sudden somebody runs in and says you’re not using enough saffron. Skakel dit af.

BOOTHE: Ja.

LOFTUS: Dit maak nie sin nie. How about you make some entertainment?

GOEIE VELD: Ja, jy weet, Kat. It tells me that if you’re in Hollywood, you cannot trust it — ek bedoel, anybody because theybecause right now I think they’re in an actual woke panic, that they know that they’re watching people drop like flies. James Franco is completely MeToo’d off the face of the earth. And his best friend, Seth Rogen just sold them down the river. Not that that’s part of the story. But I’m going to talk about it.

TIMPF: Ja, I don’t think it’s a good idea to really trust anybody unless you have enough stuff on them.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

TIMPF: You can just

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GOEIE VELD: Dis waar. You take assured

TIMPF: Destruction.

BOLDUAN: Absoluut.

TIMPF: Ja, ja. But look, it’s easier, reg? Soos, than having to actually do anything about any of these problems in the world. Any problem in the world thatit’s so much easier to say, I’m going to give back these three Golden Globes.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

TIMPF: It’s so much easier to say look at all these problems as ifso like, wag, like so you know what this thing is? The H.F whatever?

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

TIMPF: OK.

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TIMPF: Doen hulle — do theyso they need these people.

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TIMPF: And so they’ve known that they’re all white guys for a long time, reg?

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

TIMPF: All these celebrities have known this for a long time.

LOFTUS: Ja.

TIMPF: They weren’t pissed then. They’re not pissed now. They’re just now pretending to be pissed because it came out public that they’re all, jy weet, a bunch of white guts.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. It was hard for Tom Cruise to return those awards because to him their life size. Lisa, what do youwhat do you make into this? Do you think that like, dis — wokeism has now killed award shows? It’s killing everything. Dis soos — it is likeit’s like COVID for the immoral?

BOOTHE: So we can’t have nice things. ek bedoel, like everything that used to be fun is no longer fun. But I think it’s actually kind of clever. So the ratings have completely stopped, they know it’s going to be suck, or they know it’s going to suck then they’re like trying to be virtuous and be like, o, we’re like canceling it because of this whole thing. And then now they, jy weet, but I think Ricky Gervais had the best line in that monologue in 2020.

And he was like, if ISIS started a streaming service, we would all call your agent because it’s entirely true. And that’s why people aren’t tuning into these things. Because it’s like, who wants to listen to a bunch of people that hate you, that are completely full of it that honest to God, if ISIS did start something that was successful, they would all be on board with it. ek bedoel, it’s complete B.S. but I actually think it’s kind of smart.

Because if you know you’re going to fail at something, then you can just like bow out and be like, o, I’m doing it because, jy weet, I’m a virtuous person.

LOFTUS: Ja.

BOOTHE: As impose to just sucking and then, jy weet, being embarrassed.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. En dan — and then just go to a club and stay on all night.

BOOTHE: On a Sunday. And taking Uber alone going home.

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GOEIE VELD: — are watching and disgusted by your behavior.

BOOTHE: I’m in so much trouble.

LOFTUS: Turn it off. Turn it off.

TIMPF: Lisa.

GOEIE VELD: I almost want to talk to you about the James Franco thing because I think he’s going to have towe were talking about this in the green room. We have an extensive green room, lots of snacks, champagne. I was saying that you canyou can hold two complete thoughts in your head. You can believe that Franco is a textbook Hollywood sleaze away, but also think that Seth Rogen is a rat.

LOFTUS: Ja.

GOEIE VELD: You can think though both those thoughts.

SMITH: For the record I had a granola bar and a bag of chips. I’m not going to play this game on T.V., Greg. It’s not that great. Ja, kyk, reg. You can think that James Franco is a creep and also have some feeling of what loyalty or friendship. Luister, if one of my best friends murdered somebody and if you know my friends, they probably had.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

SMITH: I would not say a word about it. If they got caught I would have no comment on the situation.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

SMITH: So ja, that’s just gross but can I just say to you point, wokeism as a distraction, I think is the most important thing that everyone’s

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GOEIE VELD: That’s a really good point.

SMITH: Moenie — why do you think it is that it’s all the most powerful people.

GOEIE VELD: CIA.

SMITH: The CIA, the FBI, big corporations, groot tegnologie, millionaire athletes and actors who are pushing the woke stuff. It’s a big distraction so you don’t focus on the other thing that a left winger might focus on.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

SMITH: Which is wealth and power. And how couldwhat is more elitist and capitalist than the Golden Globe?

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

SMITH: It’s the same with the NBA. You are by nature not diverse. Let’s have some diversity the Golden Globes. Let’s have some poor people.

GOEIE VELD: We need more white old guys in the NBA. We need more.

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LOFTUS: Let’s just a league, I would watch that every day.

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GOEIE VELD: O, lots of old white guys, that would be hilarious. Goed so. That’s racist and you know what else is racist? Librarians. We’re going to talk about that, volgende.

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ANNOUNCER: “EVERYTHING IS RACIST.

GOEIE VELD: O, dit is waar. The books aren’t just late, they’re full of hate a Cornell University Library, librarian, are saying that libraries are racist for the way in which they categorize books. Rianna Esmail spoke at a virtual campus event arguing that the Dewey Decimal System is bigoted because it allots more classification codes to Western topics. This lady must be a real laugh right during story hour. The Dewey Decimal System as we all know, categorizes all knowledge into 10 groepe, then further subdivides those into sub sections.

Nou, this fact might surprise you. I don’t care. According to Rianna, nie- Western European subjects like Asian language or African geography are putting more broad sections, which I guess is bad. And in religion, Christianity has 89 sections compared to one for Islam. So, I guess that makes it racist. Hooray. But look, the Dewey Decimal System was invented in the West in 1873. So, it was the steam engine, the cotton gin, and the dashboard cigarette lighter. That doesn’t make them racist, it just makes them old.

En uiteindelik, when asked about alleged racism in College Libraries, Cornell students responded, what’s the library? So, Lisa, in, jy weet, in between your massive reckless partying, have you been to a library lately and do you feel that they are racist?

BOOTHE: Wel, that’s why I don’t go.

GOEIE VELD: At least go there to sleep. Sleep it off.

Ongeïdentifiseerde vrou: (ONHoorbaar)

GOEIE VELD: You go there to sleep it off, you Alki.

BOOTHE: Op hierdie punt, I just want to know what isn’t racist?

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

BOOTHE: Because it would be much easier to keep up with because now everything is racist, and it’s just very difficult. And like, I don’t understand what’s going on now, because now we have schools and colleges that are having graduation ceremonies, like different ceremonies based off of race and like income. So, we’re like fighting perceived racism by being racist.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, geen, dit is waar.

BOOTHE: And like, somehow segregation is like a good thing now? Like I just, this is like all baffling to me. En natuurlik, anyone who claims to be anti-racist is massive racist. And we’re teaching young kids to hate each other based off of the color of their skin. ek bedoel, this country is just so screwed up right now, and it’s just, jy weet —

GOEIE VELD: Or it’s just towards the boiling part where it’ll letting explode and it will turn into an anarchic Utopia.

BOOTHE: Bad time to be a white guy.

GOEIE VELD: That sounds like a great movie. Jy weet, Ek dink, Dave, I thought libraries were only for the homeless to masturbate.

BOOTHE: Hulle is.

TIMPF: I would know.

DAVE SMITH, EDIAN: Kat was way to certainly about that

TIMPF: I used to go there to use the Internet. When I’ve lived in California, and I’ve entered I used to compete with all the homeless guys that were there watching porn.

GOEIE VELD: You know what they did in some of the in New York, they built the side, what do you call it sidewhat are the things they putpartitions?

SMITH: Ja, dis, that’s helpful. I was saying before, right about this being a distraction. So, I was on the Amtrak the other day going to D.C., then we’ve all probably taken this right. And you go, jy weet, when you come up to Baltimore Penn Station?

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

SMITH: And you go the outside part over Baltimore. Ja. And there is these neighborhoods. ek bedoel, it’s horrible. It looks like a war torn neighborhood, buildings falling apart. Dit is 100 percent black in these neighborhoods, of 99 persentasie. The kids growing up in these neighborhoods, they have nothing.

GOEIE VELD: Reg.

SMITH: You now, we say it’s like a tough time to be a white person. Dis waar. It’s really tough time to live there. Jy weet, what is not helping those people? The Dewey Decimal System being questioned.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

SMITH: This is how crazy we are as a society. It’s like if you actually care about groups of people who are marginalized and struggling and up against it, all this woke stuff does nothing for them. Niks. It’s really embarrassed.

GOEIE VELD: Dit is waar. Dit is waar.

BOOTHE: Good point.

GOEIE VELD: Jy weet, Kat, the great part of this scam is when you call an inanimate object racist and actually respond.

TIMPF: Ja.

GOEIE VELD: That cup right there is racist because it’s white.

TIMPF: Ja. Ja. Libraries need to confront and apologize. I’m like, wel, how might a building do that?

GOEIE VELD: I just saw a library down the street beat up an Asian lady?

TIMPF: O, that’s awful. It surprised me because they are so racist.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

TIMPF: Weereens, weer, Dis soos, Dewey Decimalwas it rude and right, I guess he said 1870s right. I’m reading this I’m like, wait until this lady finds out about the rest of the 18 centuries.

GOEIE VELD: Dis waar. It was not a good time.

TIMPF: Maybe she should spend sometime in the library read about the 1870, not the woke-st years we’ve ever had.

GOEIE VELD: Dit is waar. It is a fair point, Kat. Jy weet, Loftus, the Dewey Decimal System, I never thought we’d actually do a segment on it.

MICHAEL LOFTUS, EDIAN: How great is that? Dis soos, it’s fantastic. It’s like we’re in this like crazy racist scavenger hunt. And you get like extra credit for the most obscure or like, o, ja, the Dewey Decimal System racist, good find, good find.

BOOTHE: But what do you win?

LOFTUS: Ek weet nie.

GOEIE VELD: Maar jy weet, the funny thing is, if you go into the Google machine and you go, something is racist usually comes up. It could be anything. It could be I think even like, jy weet, dairy products, Windows.

LOFTUS: Ja, ja, Dis soos, it’s like that old memory you guys who used to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, Six Degrees of racism.

LOFTUS: Ja, that’s what it is. We just have to find the links. Hasbro’s going to come out with this.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

LOFTUS: They’re having big fights about what the piece is going to look like. A big shout out to all the homeless guys

(CROSSTAL)

LOFTUS: You’re in the library, you’re homeless, you have one nice moment, and walks, Kat, and you’re like

TIMPF: Update my resume.

GOEIE VELD: Goed so.

TIMPF: Geen, I really did.

GOEIE VELD: Stay out of it, party animal. Goed so, up next, does posting day and night make us want to fight?

(HANDELSBREEK)

GOEIE VELD: Does social media divide us? Or does the problem lay inside us? A new NBC News poll found that 64 percent of Americans think social media is doing more to split us apart than it is to bring us together. Met ander woorde, we’re united in the belief that social media is dividing us. Groot, I think I’ll go block myself.

This included a majority of Republicans, Demokrate, and Independents, as well as both young adults and seniors, that’s old people. 66 percent of respondents said they use social media at least once a day, even though only half of them said it made their lives better, meaning it actually made their lives worse. Sien, that’s why I’m the host.

Maybe it’s true that social media can make you more aggressive or angry. I haven’t seen it myself. That’s for sure. En onthou, this was an online survey done on social media. So, the study is actually part of the problem. And for that reason, they should all die.

LOFTUS: That was fantastic.

Jammer, Kat, do these polls help us at all? Are we going to all of a sudden change our behavior because a poll told us it was bad?

TIMPF: Geen.

GOEIE VELD: I don’t think so either.

TIMPF: Geen, we will certainly not do so. And I always think that, jy weet, soos, if people are divided, reg? Uiteraard, it’s like people

GOEIE VELD: Are we really?

TIMPF: Maar, ja, they are. But it’s like, I don’t think social, but it’s just showing it to you. Soos, I feel like people — jy weet, ek, byvoorbeeld, some people really like me, some people do not like me at all. It’d be better if I didn’t know that, but you know what they would not like me anyway.

GOEIE VELD: So many people hate you, wel, more than like you. That’s got to bother you? Soos, a nine to one

BOOTHE: I like you.

TIMPF: Dankie, Lisa. I appreciate it.

GOEIE VELD: You would. You’re probably high right now.

BOOTHE: I’m not.

TIMPF: Ek weet nie. ek bedoel, some people who really like me can be a little uncomfortable, where they say that kind of stuff. Or I’m like, does your wife know you’re on here? So, people hate me might not be so bad.

GOEIE VELD: Ja. Jy weet, Dave, I have an excellent question for you. Because I was about

SMITH: — extra credit.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, geen, this is this. So we, wanneer, when automobile the last great invention before the Internet was like the odd auto automobile. We knew at the time that speeding, and no seatbelts were awful. But we needed laws to make us change that, do we need laws to change social media? Was that a great question?

SMITH: We didn’t, we didn’t need laws for it then. And we don’t need laws for it now that we, that improving technology is what made cars safer. Maar nee, kyk, the problem here isn’t social media. And I wish conservatives particularly would realize that you guys were right in the beginning. Onthou, you hate the government.

The problem is obviously politics. It’s not that you can share pictures with your grandma. The problem is everyone hates each other over what? Over Trump versus Biden or a Democrat or Republican. Die probleem, Terloops, they weren’t even kicking people off social media and all this tech censorship, sensuur, which is a big problem.

They weren’t doing that until Congress hauled them all in front of them and started threatening everyone for, wel, the reason Hillary Clinton lost is because of the Russians or something when we all know the reason she lost is because she’s a lizard person, a blood soaked monster. So, it’s the whole problem here is government and politics and once again, well it’s factually true.

GOEIE VELD: Geen, if you look it up, eintlik, I think it was Snopes ran it and said it’s true. She is the lizard person. I’m almost positive Snopes did that. Snopes might have to do with Snopes on this.

SMITH: Ja, double check.

GOEIE VELD: Double check. (ONHoorbaar) it a fact. Give it five Pinocchio’s or whatever they do, Loftus. Jy weet, as a millennial, I don’t know if it’s a, if it’s an issue for me as it is for like an old guy like you.

LOFTUS: Wel, Greg, now I know why Tyrus moves away. These are horrible people.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

LOFTUS: The people that run the social media, the Twitter people, the Facebook people, the Instagram people. Government has to step in and they have to break them down. I love how these guys will testify in front of Congress, soos, hey, did you censor that person’s speech? And they are, jammer, algorithm did it. The algorithm. The algorithm? Haai, moron, somebody writes the algorithm. I want to look into that.

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

LOFTUS: I am making it my life’s work now to have Facebook broken up. I want to know who the fact checkers are.

TIMPF: That’s your life’s work?

LOFTUS: Yes it is.

TIMPF: That is the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard and that is saying something.

LOFTUS: You haven’t seen the way I do it.

GOEIE VELD: My life’s work is making sure. Ek weet nie. Never sit this close to me again, you freak. Lisa, jy weet, obviously you go on social media to look at all your party pictures. So, you can so you can remember what happened the night before. Is social media dividing us or are we dividing social media?

BOOTHE: Maybe both but I will say I went out of town last weekend I went to the

GOEIE VELD: Must be nice.

BOOTHE: But I left my cellphone in Miami by accident and I was already like three hours there. Geen, I’m saying it was like the most glorious thing ever because like then you’re just paying attention to everything. It was so much fun. However my

GOEIE VELD: You’re a hero.

BOOTHE: Geen, geen, but listen, my parents thought I was dead because I forgot to tell them I was going away

TIMPF: Wel, they probably wrote about that a lot, Lisa.

BOOTHE: Geen, but I forgot to tell them I was going away. So, my dad sent an e-mail to all my friends asking if anyone had heard from me.

GOEIE VELD: Ag my god. It would be great to have read it. Lisa is dead. And the next text, tired about these e-mails.

BOOTHE: I’m alive news.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, ja. We need you to come down to the station, the radio station where you won two tickets to the circus.

BOOTHE: I’m not going to give you my dad’s e-mail address.

GOEIE VELD: He’s going to contact me. We’re going to have an intervention. Goed so, steeds — speaking of your favorite topic

LOFTUS: That’s actually why we’re here.

GOEIE VELD: This is exactlythis is the first televised Lisa Booth intervention.

BOOTHE: Where’s Dr. Drew?

GOEIE VELD: Terloops, this is your favorite topic coming up, can magic mushrooms cure feelings of doom?

(HANDELSBREEK)

GOEIE VELD: Will taking a trip help you keep your grip? After decades of testing at raves and jam band concerts, psychedelic drugs are getting recognized as effective treatments for mental health concerns. New research shows that magic mushrooms, Ekstase, Ketamine, never heard of it, and even LSC, Lisa, can help people safely deal with trauma, addiction in 45-minute drum solos.

According to the Journal Nature Medicine, it’s the only journal you can smoke. MDMA, aka Mali combined with therapy was MDMA-mazing in treating severe PTSD. The New England Journal of Medicine also reported psilocybin the magic part of magic mushrooms was as effective as Lexapro for relieving depression, without the side effects of sexual dysfunction, or creepy T.V. advertensies.

This openness to mind expanding drugs follows marijuana legalization in many states, and like pot, has the potential to become big business if the drugs get FDA approval. And all this is good news for my cat who can finally stop dealing drugs on the down low.

Makes it so obvious. Goed so, Dave, I keep hearing this this happening. I’m pro this, but it’s always like in the next three years, are we being led on?

SMITH: Wel, Ek weet nie. ek bedoel, that’s kind of how pot happened. And then all of a sudden, it’s really everywhere. ek bedoel, jy weet, the thing about it is right, as you think about like, jy weet, soldiers coming back from these wars, suffering from PTSD and all this stuff, it’s not as if it’s like, wel, should we try mushrooms or just give them nothing? What we’re giving them right now is heroin. That’s like what they’re taking and dying from, reg?

GOEIE VELD: Reg. Presies.

SMITH: And these SSRIs and all of that. So, if there’s some argument that this can help if there’s some science behind it, why not try it? And why is it that we got people in this country sitting in cages for decades? Over this stuff that doesn’t lead to any violence, isn’t really a problem.

GOEIE VELD: dit is. It’s so true in in today’s point, Kat, it’s not the drugs that are the problem. It’s the banning of drugs that leads people to street concoctions, which are poorly measured and harmful and people overdose on. If you can measure this stuff, people can live healthy lives. And if they do it under the right circumstances, like with me at a park, by 3:00 is.

BOOTHE: At the library.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, at the library.

BOOTHE: Ja.

GOEIE VELD: Lisa, are you holding?

BOOTHE: I’m not your cat.

TIMPF: Study after study. Reg, jy weet, obviously psychedelic drugs are they do they diminish your ego. I think that’s something that could be beneficial for a lot of people. And it’s not shocking that studies are showing exactly that. Ook, wel, people should be allowed to do it if they think it’s fun.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, presies. You don’t need medical reason.

TIMPF: Ja, you don’t need a medical reason. You could

(KRUISSTAAL)

TIMPF: Because you’ll want to do acid. No reason to lock you in a cage.

SMITH: You’re absolutely right. And just to add for like the Trump supporters out there, who are their main concern is the border and the crime and the gangs, this is all related to that. The reason why there are all these gangs bringing drugs, drugs up from the border, is because there’s a black market for it.

GOEIE VELD: Reg?

SMITH: If you legalize it, you take that away. 90 percent of the — 90 percent of the immigration problem is solved if you end the war on drugs.

GOEIE VELD: You don’t have to bring race into this but OK. Black Market, where does he come off? Are you done?

TIMPF: Ja.

GOEIE VELD: So Lisa, this has got to be great news for you just so you can like

BOOTHE: This is how rumors gets — wel, what’s your cat, what’s your cat going to do for work then?

GOEIE VELD: Wel, jy weet wat, that’s the thing it’s going to push us out of business. And that’s another good thing, because you canwhere are you on this?

TIMPF: You know all those dangerous LSD cartels?

GOEIE VELD: Ja. Gaan voort.

BOOTHE: Wel, I was going to say I actually I didn’t realize that Steve Jobs and a lot of people like CEOs did a lot of psychedelics reportedly. And I was wondering, I was asking myself maybe is this why I’m not a billionaire?

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

BOOTHE: Is that is that, is this what is holding me back?

LOFTUS: That was the one thing. We’ve all been waiting.

BOOTHE: It can’t be anything else, reg? That’s the only thing I was thinking why am I not a billionaire? And that was what came to mind.

GOEIE VELD: It’s funny. People say, o, if it wasn’t for acid, The Beatles wouldn’t have done like Sergeant Peppers. Maar jy weet, Air Supply wouldn’t have done their albums either.

LOFTUS: That is very true. And I’m not going to, I’m not going to badmouth Air Supply.

GOEIE VELD: Hoekom nie?

LOFTUS: There’s some good stuff coming out them fellows mouth. I’m lost in love but I don’t want to pay $ 10,000 to sing it.

GOEIE VELD: Ja, dit is waar.

LOFTUS: Geen, this is fantastic. I’ve heard rumors that that mushrooms are quite a good time and I’ve also heard some pretty solid rumors about ecstasy being fun. And I think it

SMITH: Sounds fun.

LOFTUS: Doesn’t it?

TIMPF: It’s a good name.

LOFTUS: Ja, think of all the DJs that are going to get work out of this, reg? How many EDM festivals are there? There’s not enough. Maar jy weet, I’m doing a set at the Mayo Clinic. Drop the base!

GOEIE VELD: You’re making a good point out of this. So, what makes thisyou need drugs like this to become boring as martinis. Boring is like going to a liquor store, because what happens is the partying element of it makes everybody think that, o, that’s you know, it’s just a bunch of people. Getting wasted when in fact it’s like no people come home and they, they want to relax and this is should be their right.

LOFTUS: Ja, absoluut. Nou, if I may

GOEIE VELD: Ja.

LOFTUS: I know we’re all going to read letters also. So, I’ll start. Lisa, we all love you very much.

BOOTHE: This is the intervention. OK.

LOFTUS: And we just want what’s best for you.

TIMPF: There’s nothing we won’t do, but we won’t do to help you but nothing that we will do to let this go on another day.

BOOTHE: At least you care.

GOEIE VELD: Your parents are actually outside and they want to talk. More stuff, be right back.

(HANDELSBREEK)

GOEIE VELD: Set your DVRs every night so you never miss an episode. Dr. Wayne Masters, I’m sorry we didn’t get you. Maar jy weet wat? That’s for stealing my prom date, Becky, terug in 1984, you jerk. Thanks to Lisa Booth, Dave Smith, and Michael Loftus, Kat Timpf, our studio audience. “VOSNUUS @ NAG” with Shannon Bream is next. I’m Greg Gutfeld. Ek het jou lief, Amerika.

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