'구트펠트!' on Biden's 'mess,' NPR's mask policy

GREG GUTFELD, 폭스 뉴스 채널 호스트: 오, look at that studio. We’re number one. 다시, 다시. 오, happy Friday, 여러분. It’s almost the weekend. I could tell because Kat’s liver hung up its Do Not Disturb sign. I swear I would stop. But I lie.

캣 팀프, 폭스 뉴스 기고자: You can’t.

좋은 분야: 난 못해. So is it time to declare this national experiment over? The one where we handed America over to a guy who gets lost on the way from the toilet to the sink? There’s not a single optimistic photo of Joe Biden that we can find. It’s all like he’s got a migraine. So do we. Let’s assess the mess. Right now we see plunging enrollment in public schools. Even the ones where hot teachers bang the male students.

People are leaving the hell is prisons faster than felons leaving actual prisons in California. Gas is climbing to 10 bucks a gallon. They’re talking about rationing. If Biden were any farther back into the 1970s he’d be peeing down the leg of his bell bottoms. The only formula for babies that the Dems can find is abortion. 예. 뭐? Pretty. 예, 감사합니다. Which is a shame because now even men can get pregnant.

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미확인 여성: What do you say a woman is?

AIMEE ARRAMBIDE, EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, AVOW: I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.

신원 미상의 남성: Do you believe that men can become pregnant and have abortions?

ARRAMBIDE: 예.

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좋은 분야: She’s nuts. He’s got crazy, crazy eyes. 잘, that’s going to ruin the NFL. 죄송합니다. Tom Brady’s day to day with morning sickness. 그래서, as our education system implodes, teachers are sent to sex fetish conferences. I can just see a math teacher teaching kids how to count to 20 while he sucks on his life partners toes to do so. It’s real. This as kids experienced the highest rates of mental illness on record.

Only to be taught by their teachers. Funny how being masked and locked down will do that to a young person. Just ask the Jehovah Witness tied up in my basement. 그 동안에, panic Dems demand investigations into domestic terror as their disinformation board implodes faster than a Chris Wallace talk show. As this goes on Netflix scraps all its woke programming. The world’s richest man wants a die-hard Democrat now says he’s voting Republican.

Hell at this point, George Soros must be having second thoughts. 재미있게, the public seems immune to the Democrats getting up anti Republican rage, and poor Antifa. Fuel prices are so high instead of Molotov cocktails, rioters have to throw Shirley Temples. 그래서 여기서 무슨 일이 일어나고 있는지? Are we realizing that (BLEEP) isn’t right anymore? Are we waking up? And is this the true definition of being woke?

Make sense. We let the lunatics take over the asylum. And now the streets look like mental hospitals minus the indoor plumbing, smash and grabs continue unabated. Drugstores shut down as the street drug trade ramps up. That includes fentanyl and the Pepcid they stole from Walgreens. I’m surprised they’re not honoring coupons. Gang crime turns sections of major cities into no go territories and the street poopers they go anywhere they want to go.

Just ask Shillue.

톰 쉴루, 폭스 뉴스 기고자: 오.

좋은 분야: And our government, 잘, they believe the answer is investigating you with the FBI meaning full blown idiots. Are you a school board terrorist or a pronoun abuser? Did you dare ask why that blue-haired teacher had the Communist Manifesto in one hand and a sex toy in the other? And what do either of those have to do with third grade math? And they claim we all follow the replacement theory, but only the left seems to know what that is.

And why? 잘, they wanted the votes, but they also want cheap labor, just like they did back in the 1850s.

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RACHEL MADDOW, MSNBC 호스트: A lot of other states are heading toward increasing diversification toward demographic changes that mean a less red state future for them.

신원 미상의 남성: I really think because of demographic changes in this country I think that the Democratic Party is going to win Texas moving forward and the Democratic Party is going to win Texas moving forward and the Democratic Party is going to be in power for the next 30, 40 연령.

신원 미상의 남성: Texas have had on this sort of long-term project of trying to take some red states across the Sunbelt and flip them blue as demographic changes are taking place there.

신원 미상의 남성: The demographic change that’s happening in America right now gives the upper hand to Democrats.

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좋은 분야: 그래서, assuming one group thinks a certain way. What a bunch of racists.

Anyway, I list all this stuff because something’s happening. I call it the Great Awakening. The public’s waking up because unlike the media, you exist in the real world. You make a living in the real world and face challenges every day in the real world.

그래서, when the public looks at a problem, it’s with a mental dashboard and we see the red engine light flashing. It tells us that more criminals and fewer cops equal a crime wave. That math so simple, only a socialist could (BLEEP) 쪽으로.

We see the wokeism, the indoctrination, the moves against freethe moves against free speech. We could see it because we have the tools to see it. The Dems can’t see it because they have only one filter and of course that’s race.

So when crime goes up, they blame racism. Kids get lousy educations. They blame racism. When a billionaire buys Twitter, 지옥, he must be racist. When their bread goes stale, 민족적 우월감. When they get a flat, 민족적 우월감.

How did this happen?

잘, when you decide that patriotism is oppression, you got to replace it with something. And that’s identity politics. That’s their replacement theory. But it’s like trying to replace sugar with sweet and low. The people who love sugar could tell how horrible it is right away.

But if your country can’t be forgiven based on the original sin of slavery, then you can’t be patriotic. You can’t love this country. All you can do is destroy it. And it’s much easier to burn buildings than it is to make them. We see this clearly now. 미국에서, we understand our faults, our blessings, our need for cooperation, unity and love. We understand that identity politics offers none of that. If you don’t believe that, look at our competitors ratings. That’s called empirical evidence.

고맙게도, we’re in this together and we’re going to pull this country out of this malaise like a fireman or cop pulls a drowning dog out of a frozen lake and we’ll do it whether the idiot in charge likes it or not. With his popularity so low and gas prices so high. I wonder what he thinks.

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쉴루: 괜찮아. 괜찮아. 보기, 보기. So gas prices are up. My popularity is down. 상관 없어. I don’t even care anymore. Who cares who likes me? 상관없어. My wife likes me. She’s a doctor. And besides, I got a friend, 레이디 가가. She told me when she was in high school, nobody liked her. 과, 알 잖아, they made fun of her, and now she’s Lady Gaga. So I’ll be like her, I’ll have my moment. I’m on the edge of glory.

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신원 미상의 남성: 기간.

좋은 분야: 오늘 밤 손님을 환영합시다. Like a Lego figurine, you’ll immediately forget his face in just a few minutes. Fox News Contributor Tom Shillue. She’s so bright you’ll see spots when she leaves. Fox News Contributor and townhall.com editor, 케이티 파블리치. He’s the biggest name from Macungie, Pennsylvania because he’s the only name from Macungie, 펜실베니아. T.V. writer and producer, Adam Yenser.

And like carry-on luggage she’s got a tough exterior but fits in most overhead storage bins. Fox News Contributor Kat Timpf.

톰, how you doing?

쉴루: Doing great, 그렉. I love the new studio.

좋은 분야: 예, it’s fantastic.

쉴루: 알 잖아, one thing hasn’t changed, 그렉. We get water you get water and a lifesaver.

좋은 분야: 예, 나는한다. I go. 나는 추측한다 — I guess this is what success tastes. One day you will taste it as well. But only if you stick by me.

TODD: Thrice.

좋은 분야: If you ever stray. You’re dead to me and I will ruin your career. Just like I did to that Conan guy. Or the guy that was his partner. Remember that tall weirdo?

쉴루: He’s a god guy.

좋은 분야: 오, is he?

쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: h, your friends I guess.

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쉴루: 모르겠어요.

좋은 분야: 당신은 무엇을 알고, Shut up. 그래서, 모두 — Tom everything the media thought would happen under Trump is actually happening under Biden.

쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: And it’s all happening oddly at once. It feels like a great unraveling.

쉴루: And that’s the funny thing is that it’s all going wrong. And this is when they decided to have the kink conference.

좋은 분야: 예.

쉴루: And invite teachers it’s so weird. I don’t even know any of that stuff that they’re doing but that the whole thing is the thing that’s so bad about it is they’rethey’ve made it normal like now that they have teachers and they’re teaching this stuff in school it’s taken the whole mystery of years ago, like if you were a CEO, or a high-end bond trader, 알 잖아, you’d hire a woman to put on heels and stuff on your back or whatever they do. 권리?

좋은 분야: Whatever they do.

쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: I wouldn’t know.

쉴루: 그러나 지금 —

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쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: Go ahead.

쉴루: Now what are they going to do? It’s like if theyonce they make it normal, then the CEO is going to have to do something even crazier.

좋은 분야: 아니, I disagree. The kinkier it gets the more mundane your extremes will become. Like you will actually pay women to cook your pot roast.

TIMPF: That conference was for the people who were presenting at the conference.

좋은 분야: 예.

TIMPF: Because I read about it and it was like they talked about their fetishes. And some of them involve this and that, 마치, that’s only for the people who want to talk about that stuff. That’s not educational for anybody.

좋은 분야: 예. So what — 예, what we’re talking about, there was this Philadelphia sex conference for teachers who teach kids and like, all the stuff was all this kinky crap. And it was like, I was thinking about, that’s like, this is what happens when you getgot rid of the sex phone lines, 권리? Because that’s where you would go and talk about this crap.

TIMPF: I don’t use the phone.

좋은 분야: 아니, you don’t.

케이티 파블리치, 폭스 뉴스 기고자: TIMPF: — a phone line?

TIMPF: 예. Who is thewhat’s a phone line?

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쉴루: — it always had lot of charges from the 900 번호.

좋은 분야: 예, 예.

쉴루: And you needed something

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좋은 분야: 물론이야, it was a psychic hotline. Let’s broaden this discussion beyond perversion, 케이티. I don’t know how we got there. But with Tom here, you never know.

파블리치: 예.

좋은 분야: Do you feel as I dodo you feel as I do that, like the country is kind of waking up? Or there’s something going on? 알 잖아, 마치 — I think Netflix is because Netflix is a liberal company. The fact that they’re cancanning all this woke crap is amazing.

파블리치: 예. 그리고 또한 — 예, very good thing.

좋은 분야: You didn’t even have to say anything.

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파블리치: — so good at expanding to a class to your conversation.

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: Everybody just loves it. When you look at the polling numbers for Joe Biden, especially in the direction of the country, 언제 21 percent of people say the direction the country is great, [object Window], who are these people?

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: Like whowhere are they living? What are they doing? They need to maybe be in charge because everything else is not working out for people. 그러나, 알 잖아, I think people are realizing that when you take a position as a company, you’re alienating a number of people for business purposes. They don’t take the Michael Jordan stance of Republicans by Nike or shoes, 너무, 권리?

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: And I think people are just sick of being lectured about morals from people who don’t hold themselves to the same standards, whether it’s COVID or climate change. 예를 들면, 알 잖아, John Kerry is telling us we all need to drive electric cars and not travel. 잘, he has a private jet and gets to go wherever he wants for the sake of climate change. 그래서, I think everybody’s just tired of being lectured to by people who think they are moral betters, and they’re sick of it.

좋은 분야: I think too, it’s a lot — 또한, I think a lot of this wokeism stuff is a luxury in good times.

파블리치: 권리.

좋은 분야: And now they brought us into bad times. 그리고 (BLEEP) got to go. Weird thing, 아담, that I’ve noticed.

ADAM YENSER, WRITER/EDIAN: 예.

좋은 분야: The mainstream media now covering Hunter Biden. It seems to me that now they’re even deciding that they chose the wrong horse, and they got to get him out.

YENSER: 예.

좋은 분야: 알 잖아, 모르겠어요.

YENSER: And turn on Hunter Biden’s way to do that. I think Hunter might be the one percent that still supports Joe Biden. I think that’swhen they do those polls

좋은 분야: 예.

YENSER: If Hunter Biden and the anchors at CNN and that’s the entire percentage that are still supporting Joe Biden.

좋은 분야: They all live in the same place.

YENSER: 예.

좋은 분야: (알아들을 수 없는) depending on what you’re into, 권리, 톰?

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쉴루: 오, I was going to say they’ve turned now the Hunter Biden story, I guess is OK to report on now.

좋은 분야: 예, 바로 그거죠.

쉴루: It’s not for

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좋은 분야: 아니. 내말은, 나는 생각한다 — I think what’s happening is they’re panicking because the Democrats see there’s no way out. 과 — 내말은, they had a number of opportunities toI think they’re going to count on the Roe v. Wade thing, helping them out but it isn’t moving the dial at all. They’re hoping, 알 잖아, any kind of thing. The racism card anything.

YENSER: It was clear that theythat Roe v. Wade leak was to gin people up for the election because they have nothing else going for them right now.

좋은 분야: 예.

YENSER: They have nothing else to get their base going. Even his own party’s turning against him now.

좋은 분야: 예. It’s kind of exciting, Kat, 아닌가? Aren’t you thrilled?

TIMPF: It takes a lotit takes a lot to thrill me.

좋은 분야: Tom knows this lady.

TIMPF: 오, 예. 예, 예.

좋은 분야: I think the problem with Biden, it’s a double-barreled shotgun of problems because he’s an empty vessel. And then itand then what filled the void was wokeism. So if he was just incompetent, there might have been some moderates to take his place, 그러나 대신, he’s an empty vessel and it was replaced by something even worse which are these like infantile minds who wants to destroy, 알 잖아, anything that successful.

TIMPF: 예. It’s just so strange what they choose to focus on, 권리? 처럼, 확인, less than one percent of the population is trans and even smaller percentage of that is trans men and even smaller percentage of that is trans men. People born as women who transition a man who will get pregnant.

좋은 분야: 권리.

TIMPF: And then even smaller of a percentage than that is those people who would give a (BLEEP) how you talk about pregnancy.

좋은 분야: 권리.

TIMPF: It’s such a smallwhich means that it has to be about something else, which I think it’s self serving because I think it’s an easier way for them to say Look how caring and compassionate we are and how much, 알 잖아, better educated and smarter I am than you are. Because it can’tit mathematically doesn’t make sense that it’s about what they say it is.

좋은 분야: 예. You cannot actuallyI think that they deliberately do not do a head count on this because they wouldn’t break triple figures. It’s probably like 10 또는 12. Really apregnant man.Thank God there OK.

TIMPF: 예. Which I get, 알 잖아, 괜찮은, if someone’s told me yes, I identify as a man I pregnant. I’d say the same thing. I would say anytime someone tells me they’re pregnant, which is just OK.

좋은 분야: 예. 예. 예. Just don’t invite me to the baby show.

TIMPF: 아니, 부디.

좋은 분야: And we’re good.

TIMPF: 축하 해요.

YENSER: What I found you can’t do is just walk up to a man and congratulate him on being pregnant.

TIMPF: 예.

YENSER: Most of the time.

TIMPF: 예.

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파블리치: I do have to say I’m very disappointed. I’m very disappointed in all of the chest feeding pregnant men for not making up for the baby formula shortage.

좋은 분야: 예. 바로 그거죠.

파블리치: 처럼, 알 잖아, chest feeling all of the babies.

좋은 분야: 권리. 아니, it’s awful. 괜찮아, up next would you stab your colleague in the back over the facemask that they laugh?

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좋은 분야: 야, we’re back. 아니, 아니, 아니, 아니, 아니. 중지. It eats into my time. NPR host prattle while their employees tattle. 예, public radio loves snitches, like their tote bags love stitches. NPR is encouraging employees to rat each other out if they don’t comply with a company’s mass policy in the office. This is according to an NPR memo obtained by the New York Post owned by our parent company Crisco.

The memo readsIf you notice someone who has forgotten their mask, you might tell them, 이봐, you forgot your mask.Now in a sane world, you might respond. 야, you forgot to shut the hell up. But this is crazy times. The memo added that employees could let a superior know so they can remind that person or get H.R. 뒤얽힌. And repeat offenders could be fired. Just following orders, 여러분.

Now all this is doubly nuts considering D.C. where NPR is headquartered dropped indoor mask mandates for stores and restaurants back in March. But if NPR did what people liked, they wouldn’t have to beg for donations. And the memo — 예. Screw them. The memo also claims that employees caught unmasked should say thank you for the reminder that they’re violating the rule. And then you bend over.

There’s even a system where employees can anonymously snitch on each other. You got to hand it to NPR though. They’re not asking employees to do something they wouldn’t expect their listeners to do.

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신원 미상의 남성: 그래서, for all of us at NPR, this concludes our broadcast day. Remember to mask up and mask often.

GENE NELSON, 폭스 뉴스 기고자: 부인, stand back and put on your mask.

미확인 여성: 우리는 100 feet away from each other and we’re outside now. 어서, 가자, we have dinner reservations (알아들을 수 없는) this fish. 어서. Why there’s some pop in your step? Pretend like it’s Sunday night football. To all the boys, they’re trying to get there faster.

NELSON: I’m so sick of this.

미확인 여성: I don’t think you wear a mask for that.

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NELSON: 알 잖아, NPR never talks back to me.

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TIMPF: 안녕하세요.

좋은 분야: I don’t know where to go with this. I feel like a hypocrite. 권리? Because like we’re ragged on NPR. But this place is crazy too. 내말은 — 내말은, you don’t even have to have COVID and they’ll send you home. 알 잖아, but anyway, I digress.

TIMPF: 잘, 예. 내말은, you might have COVID at any time.

좋은 분야: 예.

TIMPF: So you should just stay home all the time. Just stay home in case you have COVID. 하지만 그것은 — 때문에 — people snitching on other people.

좋은 분야: 알아. 알아. What is this?

TIMPF: 모르겠어요. I think it’s like COVID is like the new herpes where the stigma is worse than what it actually is.

좋은 분야: 예. I wouldn’t know that.

TIMPF: Having to tell people.

좋은 분야: 예, 바로 그거죠. 알 잖아, this is likeit’d be really cool to be an undercover like in 21 Jump Street. 권리? But your only role is to catch people without their masks. Tryyou try to entrap them by getting them to take off their mask. 권리?

YENSER: But then you’d have to be at NPR all day which doesn’t sound fun at all.

좋은 분야: 예. What does it stand for? Not particularly

파블리치: Reasonable.

좋은 분야: Reasonable. 야, not bad.

파블리치: 예.

쉴루: I love that they had the memo. It suggested passive aggressive behavior.

좋은 분야: 권리.

쉴루: They suggested you could go up to them say thank you forgot your mask. That’s the way they would deal it. I used to listen to NPR and I feel bad for them because I liked them because they talked so quiet.

좋은 분야: I like that too.

쉴루: I used to turn on my radio my car and I would listen to the quiet talking people but now it’s such a parody of itself. I still flip it on occasion on the car and they’re like, are hurricanes racist?

TIMPF: And the answer is always yes.

쉴루: It’s always yes. But they say, we’ll be right back after this with a professor. Listen to 10 seconds of jazz.

좋은 분야: 사실이야, 그러나. 내말은, it turns out Katie that the people with the softest voices have the hardest hearts.

파블리치: 예, 사실이야. It’s amazing that these people get your tax money.

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: Get your stuff like

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좋은 분야: They don’t get that much though, do they?

파블리치: They get enough.

좋은 분야: 예. They get enough.

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파블리치: I’ll take the money. I’ll take the tax money back.

좋은 분야: 예, 예.

파블리치: The NPR tax cut. 오, there are a lot of things that you canthat we should have a list for to snitch on in the office. Like if you bring fish to the office. If you burn popcorn in the office. There’s a whole list of things that there shouldyou should be allowed to snitch about and talk to H.R. 약. This is not one of them.

좋은 분야: 예, there are things that are done in our bathrooms that like

파블리치: 예.

TIMPF: 예.

파블리치: 바로 그거죠. 옳은.

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좋은 분야: — it defies any kind of human explanation. It’s like a bird came in and landed. And took a huge dump everywhere.

TIMPF: I am seeing things that have confused me.

좋은 분야: 아니. You just wonder how could a human being

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TIMPF: I firmly believe people in there are hula hooping. And I

좋은 분야: Clapping about hula hooping

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TIMPF: I’m glad everybody seems to know what I mean.

좋은 분야: Hula hooping more like hula pooping.

파블리치: 예.

좋은 분야: 예. 알아. 알아. I basically just screwed that thing up. 아담, last word to you. I think we have time for last word. What do youdo youdo you think that this will ever go away?

YENSER: 아니. And I think at some places it won’t. Like NPR. I feel like right now. It’s clearly no longer about science or keeping people healthy. It’s about feeling better than other people. It’s about making yourself feel superior. Which is also I think why people listened to NPR in the first place.

좋은 분야: 예.

YENSER: It just feels superior to other people.

좋은 분야: 예, it does makes — 마치 — it’s like the official stationI hatejust call them Karen’s because I always feel bad for women named Karen. Are there any women here named Karen? Screw the Karens. Joking. NPR is the official station for Karen’s, 권리?

YENSER: 예.

좋은 분야: Which we used to usually call the notethe nosy neighbors, the next door neighbor and bewitched. 그녀를 기억? Gladys. 예, 감사합니다. Get that man out of here.

파블리치: I have a term

좋은 분야: 예. But that’s what it is. It’s like that’s what the station is. That’s their brand. 확인. I’m going to shut up now. 다음으로, does identifying as a lady make a criminal smart or shady? 예.

(머시얼 브레이크)

좋은 분야: If you’re a blood thirsty offender, should you then change your gender? 사실이야, they gamed the system by changing it to her from him. 에 2020, 26-한 살, Alex Ray Scott, allegedly murdered an antiques dealer he met on a dating app, as they all do. Prosecutor said, he stabbed the man in the face and slit his throat. Terrible. 이기는 하지만, this explains why my wife keeps asking me to go antiquing.

그러나 지금, he is a she and an ugly one. Alex who has pleaded not guilty was back in court this week sporting a new look and revealing a transition to female. That’s more convenient than those students that become rollerskates. I love those. The six-foot tall, 190-pound inmate is being housed in Rikers Island Center for female detainees. 잘, we know who’s getting picked first for basketball in the exercise yard.

물론이야, this is happening after two women inmates got impregnated by a transgendered inmate at a New Jersey women’s prison. 그때, there’s Hannah Tubbs the child molester who also transitioned after the crime. She gained sympathy and an early release for being trans after molesting a child and a bathroom. Tubbs gloated over the slap on the wrist he got.

The release was defended by the Office of LADA, 조지 개스콘, who now faces a recall and he should be recalled now that Tubbs has been charged with murder for a crime committed after the molestation charge. 알아, 알아, 알아, what’s the world coming to when you can’t even trust the pedophiles?

알 잖아, Kat, I’m going to go to you first because this iswe went back to that woman that says all you got to do is identify as a woman to be a woman. 이 경우, all you got to do is grow your hair out. You don’t even have to remove your junk. This guy has grown his hair out, and he’s a woman. 그래서, 원래, the left is saying it doesn’t take anything to be a woman other than that. Doesn’t that upset you?

캣 팀프, 폭스 뉴스 기고자: 다시, it takes a lot to get me really worked up. I just, I’m almost confused why more dudes aren’t doing that.

좋은 분야: 알아.

TIMPF: 처럼, why is there a men’s prison at all?

좋은 분야: 예.

TIMPF: 때문에, 뭐 — 처럼, who are those guys, and how dumb are they

좋은 분야: 바로 그거죠.

TIMPF: — to still be there when they. 처럼, if you look at Hannah Tubbs, that that’s a dude, that does not even feel like a woman obviously, because we’re bragging about that.

좋은 분야: 예.

TIMPF: 처럼, 오, they felt bad for me because I said I was a chick. 처럼, that’s all you need to do? Why is there a men’s prison full of guys, if they know all they need to say is I feel like a chick now, and then you go to the chick prison.

좋은 분야: I bet there is a line outside like this special red phone that everybody I knowI didlike there’s a huge line of male inmates go: 예, 나는 — 예, I’m now a woman. I’m now a woman. Because that’s exactly right. 내말은, incent that what we’re seeing, 다시, that the Democrats and liberals don’t learn is the science of incentives, incentives. This incentivized this transition because you could get better, better stuff. 알 잖아, safer surroundings.

케이티 파블리치, 폭스 뉴스 기고자: 잘, 예, and there’ve been actually hundreds of transfers in California of men to women’s prisons. And the reason they are separate is because it’s dangerous for women to be in prisoned with men. And there’s this complete violation of women’s privacy, women’s rights, rights to have their own personal spaces, including in prison.

And they’ve thrown feminism like completely out the window by saying, all you have to do to be a woman is to grow your hair a certain way and say that you’re a woman, 알 잖아, erase all of that while putting women who are in prison in danger by putting men in the same spaces as them.

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: 그래서, I think it’s outrageous. They should have their own space, but you can’t be a man in a woman’s space. They don’t just do this with prison. They do this with shelters.

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: They do it with battered women’s shelters. 그래서, the way that they are forcing women into these vulnerable positions, real women, it’s absolutely disgusting.

좋은 분야: How dare you say real women? That offends me. Because I’m still on the fence. 아담, you, with your beard?

ADAM YENSER, EDIAN: 예. I could be a woman, you’ll never know.

좋은 분야: 아니, 아니, 나는 — 당신은 무엇을 알고, I just the idea of describing a beard to a male to me comes across as sexist.

YENSER: 예.

좋은 분야: And I apologize for that. Would you identify as a woman if you killed someone when you were a man because I sure as hell would.

YENSER: I like all the theoretical that are in place first, but I guess so.

TIMPF: It’s a yes or no question.

YENSER: 예. And it feels like that’s clearly what these people are doing because this guy never identified as a woman before that when he was out there murdering and stealing and stabbing. Like the most feminine thing he did was shop for antiques, 전에 —

좋은 분야: 예.

YENSER: And then when he got arrested, he’s like, 오, I’m going to jail, I just remembered I’m a lady.

좋은 분야: 틀렸어, 톰. What say you?

톰 쉴루, EDIAN: I agree with everyone, it’s wrong. 예, 내말은, 우리는 — 솔직히, I don’t think I’d want to go to the women’s prison either.

좋은 분야: 왜 안 돼, are you sexist?

쉴루: 보기, they’re pretty tough there as well. I saw

좋은 분야: You wouldn’t last.

쉴루: — “Orange is the New Black.” 예 —

TIMPF: I saw that inOrange is the New Black.

쉴루: 알 잖아, those ladies are tough, so I don’t, I would have to do something else. I would have to identify as something other than a wolf because I can’t take the woman’s prison either, so I need a whole other situation.

좋은 분야: That’s interesting.

쉴루: I can do like, remember you know, Andy Griffith, I can stay in that jail. 알 잖아, play the banjo.

파블리치: But you’re soft in and out.

좋은 분야: That was the good old days when they, when the inmate, there was only one.

쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: They were either snoring off because they were drunk.

쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: Or they were just a friendly guy with some advice. Don’t do what I did, kid. What did you do? Chopped up, chopped up my mother. 아니, that wasn’t Andy Griffith something else I missed that show. Those were some good times, huh, 톰?

쉴루: Good days.

좋은 분야: 예. Maybe you and I later, we’ll go, go watch them.

쉴루: Go watch some Andy Griffith, 예.

좋은 분야: There we go. That’s a wild time for, 톰. 다가오는, at what age have you had enough of silly kids’ 물건?

(머시얼 브레이크)

좋은 분야: Confused at the time and I didn’t know what I was doing. But we’re back. As life becomes longer, does growing up feel wrong-er? 아마도. A recent poll, my favorite kind, conducted on behalf of a Mattress Company. Don’t ask. Found that 53 percent of Americans said they felt like an adult at age 18. But the rest, that’s 47 퍼센트, Kat, didn’t feel like an adult until they hit 29 — lots of numbers. Meaning, 그 동안에, I’m still waiting to hit puberty. 그때까지, I’m the guy with the gray hair buying clothes in the boys department.

Why am I reading jokes that insult me? 그래서, aside from being tried as an adult, what were the top five milestones that made respondents feel grown up? 잘, 30 percent said living on their own for the first-time 28 percent said buying a house 27 percent said getting married and another 27 percent said having their own bank account. 과 26 percent said having kids and all those numbers add up to more than 100 퍼센트. 그래서, I guess being able to do math doesn’t count as being an adult. 케이티, do you feel like an adult?

파블리치: 나는한다?

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: I’m curious about the people who think having a kid is less adulting than buying a house. I don’t have children, so I’m not sure. I felt like an adult when I got my first dog.

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: Like you have responsibility for another human being besides yourself. That’s probably the moment.

좋은 분야: It’s weird, but I felt that way with my first plant.

파블리치: 예, that’s true.

좋은 분야: And I enjoyed killing it.

파블리치: I’ve killed lots of plants too. 괜찮아.

좋은 분야: What does that say about me, 케이티?

파블리치: 모르겠어요, because I killed, I killed a cactus once, 그리고 그것은 하기 어렵다. 예. 그래서, 예 —

좋은 분야: 잘, he kept needling you.

파블리치: 그는 했다.

TIMPF: You deserve that.

좋은 분야: Tom laughed, because he sends a wholesome clean humor. Look at that. You’re a clean guy. 톰, I bet you have stories about society coddling kids too much, 권리?

쉴루: 이것은 사실이야. 보기, I’ve felt like an old dude when I was 17.

좋은 분야: 예.

쉴루: I was singing in a barbershop quartet.

좋은 분야: And dating, you’re dating a six-year-old woman?

쉴루: 잘, the world is reversed though. 내말은, we got you know, I can’t blame young people. Because old people are acting like adolescents. We get people in their 50s and 60s Dancing on tick tock and then kindergarteners are going to drag queen story hour, it’s flipped.

좋은 분야: It has flipped. It has flipped.

TIM: 그래서, you can’t blame young people. Everyone is having an extended adolescence people are ridiculous. It’s time we wake up and be adults.

좋은 분야: Take the fist, 톰. You know Kat, I feel like I’m still a child at heart. But that’s because all I eat our child’s hearts.

TIMPF: 그건 — I’m glad you direct that at me.

좋은 분야: Do you consider yourself an adult you are sometimes in adulthood most of the time, if from my opinion, you’re not.

TIMPF: 나는 — 그래서, it’s interesting because I kind of feel the same way about me.

좋은 분야: 예.

TIMPF: Because I do feel like an adult but for example, so like when I got married, 권리, I did all this stuff where like you have the wedding and I filled out the papers. But then when I got the, the thing in the mail, that was like the merit like that, you’re married, 나는 같았다, oh my god, 작동했다.

좋은 분야: 예.

TIMPF: 처럼, 확인.

좋은 분야: I don’t even know where mine is. 아담.

TIMPF: I don’t either.

좋은 분야: Does it make sense because we’re living longer, 원래, 30 is really the new 13, 권리?

YENSER: 아마도? 모르겠어요. 가장 먼저, I think one of the markers of being an adult should be filling out a survey from a mattress company.

좋은 분야: 예.

YENSER: There’s no kid that’s sitting there going, I’m going to fill this out and send it back.

좋은 분야: 예, 예.

YENSER: 하지만 내 말은, I think it’s also that people just living at home forever now. Like no one, I don’t know people my age that still live at home. They never leave their parents’ 집, like parents should be warned about that now. Like they’re always like, when you have a kid, there was like, watch out for the terrible 2s. They’re never like watch out for the unemployed 37s.

좋은 분야: 예, and you know if they’re there, you know why they’re there, 권리? They’re just trying to outlive you. Like why don’t you — 처럼, they’re betting against you outliving them so they’re not moving out?

YENSER: 예.

좋은 분야: 알 잖아, that’s what I would do.

쉴루: I don’t want to — 내말은, I’m thinking if my kids want to stay, I’ll

파블리치: 그래서, you’re part of the problem, is what you’re saying?

쉴루: 잘, 나는하지 않는다, I don’t think people like their kids to leave. 그래서, 알 잖아 —

좋은 분야: I think that’s true.

TIM: It’s often the parentsfault too. 그들은 마치, 아니, stay home.

좋은 분야: 잘, you want them to be successful. 그리고, when they’re really rich, buy them a new house where everybody can live together, 권리?

쉴루: Be nice.

좋은 분야: That’ll never happen. Your kids can always come live with me because I’ll be rich.

파블리치: 그렉, you hate kids.

좋은 분야: I do hate kids.

YENSER: And at what age do you think it’s OK to teach an adult about the sexual fetish conference?

좋은 분야: Only when they start training there. 그들은 마치, they’re actually teaching people. 모르겠어요. I don’t have answers to everything. But actually, 나는한다. Up next is anything more wrong than a traveler airing out her thongs?

(머시얼 브레이크)

아나운서: “A STORY IN FIVE WORDS.

좋은 분야: 그래서, here’s the story, a disgusting one, in five words: plane passenger airs out thong. 케이티?

파블리치: 뭐? 예, 그렉.

좋은 분야: I battled my demons over this story, whether we should actually even do this because to me, 그냥, I don’t know why it makes me just lose hope for the world. 분명히, she spilled booze on herself and soaked her thong.

파블리치: She was on something.

좋은 분야: 예, 잘, she was definitely drunk.

파블리치: I will say, I’m not an expert in this.

좋은 분야: 예.

파블리치: Sorry to say. Maybe she thought it was a mask, and she was just trying to comply with their line standard.

좋은 분야: Who hasn’t made that mistake?

파블리치: She was trying to help her fellow passengers stay safe.

TIMPF: I think she’s a brilliant entrepreneur.

좋은 분야: 진짜? How so?

TIMPF: She’s an Only Fans girl.

좋은 분야: 권리.

TIMPF: 그래서, it’s not exactly like she’s in a line of work where, 알 잖아, publicly doing something disgusting with your underwear is going to be bad for business.

좋은 분야: That is true. And yes, she’s on, 알 잖아, explain to the people at home what Only Fans is Kat.

TIMPF: They all already know.

좋은 분야: I didn’t know until you told me.

TIMPF: 확인.

좋은 분야: I still (알아들을 수 없는) to Kilmeade’s.

쉴루: Could I have one of those Only Fans, and if I just did all my wholesome activities, 그리고 당신은 알고 있습니다 —

좋은 분야: 잘, I think you could because back in the 90s when you were stripping, didn’t you go by Thong Shillue?

쉴루: I doubt. It’s not me. That was a cheap imitation. I criticized this woman like everyone else did. But then I realized when John McAfee wore one of those things as a mask and got arrested, I called him a hero.

좋은 분야: 좋아요. 그래서, like you’re calling out your own inner hypocrisy right now?

쉴루: 예, 예.

좋은 분야: 괜찮아, pee John McAfee, if he’s still in fact dead.

쉴루: 예, 알아 — who knows what happened.

좋은 분야: 잘, you did. You killed him. 아담, what are your thoughts on this controversial, 역겨운, repulsive topic that I’m wondering if we ever should have done it on the show or will I meet with the manager, or management on Monday to discuss why we did this story?

YENSER: I don’t know if she thought it was a mask but to her credit, if you’re somebody who wants everyone else to wear a mask, I think that’s a good way to do it. 처럼, I’m so over, I’m so over the mask mandates but she was putting up but the thing that blows air around the plane. 처럼, when I saw that, I’d be like, alright, I’ll wear my mask one last time. 아마도, I’ll listen to Fauci like what she did one more time.

좋은 분야: 아니. That is a good — 알 잖아, Kat. 확인. You think she’s a brilliant entrepreneur, but what if you were sitting behind her? Would you have said anything?

TIMPF: I would have filmed it and gotten clicks for myself. 처럼, it’s a win-win for everybody. That TikTok when you did, 처럼, everybody wins.

좋은 분야: I don’t think everybody wins. I actually think the world is falling apart, 톰. Am I getting old? 처럼, we’ve lost the ability to act like civil human beings, 과, and flying especially has turned into the greyhound bus, 권리?

쉴루: 예, 그것은.

TIMPF: That is not true. You’ve not spent time on the greyhound bus.

좋은 분야: It’s been a long time.

TIMPF: I have and it is not the same.

좋은 분야: I used to, I took a bus a lot to back and forth. But it wasn’t greyhound, it was the beaver bus. Remember the beaver bus? Eastern P.A., picked it up in (알아들을 수 없는) or West Coast Ville. I’m living in my own little world right now.

쉴루: Do you keep that thing on? 그, 그, 그, 오, the tile with the wind comes out.

좋은 분야: I love that thing.

쉴루: Do you keep it on the whole time or do you turn it off?

좋은 분야: I keep it on, 왜? What’s wrong with it?

파블리치: It’s blowing.

쉴루: I don’t trust what comes out of that hole.

좋은 분야: I’ve been saying that about you for years. Walked into that one. 괜찮아, we’re going to be flying together soon and we’re going to talk about that, after the break you and me.

쉴루: 좋아요.

좋은 분야: 괜찮아. Don’t go away, we’ll be right back with more

(머시얼 브레이크)

좋은 분야: Time for some final thoughts. Where are you going to be, 아담?

YENSER: I’ll be at the Great American Comedy Festival in Norfolk, 네브라스카, June 16th to 18th.

좋은 분야: Excellent. And I’m going to be in Salt Lake City, Utah tomorrow for my book tour. 알 잖아, who’s going to join me? 톰 실루.

쉴루: 예.

좋은 분야: Shut up, 톰. Tyrus is going to be there too. We got some fall dates in Connecticut and Texas. All you got to do is go to GGutfeld.com for ticket info. Are we out of time?

확인, I was going to talk to Tom, but you know what, we’ve had enough of them.

파블리치: 야.

좋은 분야: 죄송합니다. Look at you. 괜찮아. Thanks to Tom Shillue, 케이티 파블리치, Adam Yenser, 캣 팀프, our studio audience. “FOX NEWS @ NIGHTwith evil Shannon Bream is next. I’m Greg Gutfeld and I love you, 미국.

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