Now, I gotta say, Biden’s working his ass off here in this video…
As the election approaches, we’re watching two competing magic acts.
While Trump is in three places at once, the Dems give us an invisible Joe! He’s laying low, saying very little, and the little he says, he gets wrong.
Biden’s the first candidate to say, “the less of me, the better.” Maybe he’s banking on the fact that it’s not about him, it’s about the other guy,
What’s his name? Was it George?
So is it four more years of George Bush, or four more years of Joe’s host, George Lopez? You decide. One George is a really funny dude. The other is Lopez.
But, if you were looking for a vanishing act — Joe’s your guy. There’s nothing up his sleeve. Or anywhere else.
And, unlike Trump, he won’t tell you what he thinks. His evasiveness on fracking reveals he’s waiting for instructions.
As for packing the court — he boldly states: “Let’s have a commission!” Which is like boldly stating, “I want a nap!!”
But driving through Pennsylvania this weekend, I saw no signs of Biden. But I saw Biden signs.
While Joe hides, his voters don’t, because voting for him is safe.
Not so with Trump. He’s out there. But with the exception of rallies, his voters are not. It’s because for the first time, saying who you’ll vote for could get you hurt.
But where there weren’t any signs there were American flags.
Maybe those are “signs” too.
A wink. Not a shout.
As the left vows punishment for those they deem evil, and cities erupt with riots, sorry, “peaceful protests” — it’s sent a message to half of America.
Take a lid.
And they have.
But unlike Joe, they’ll wake up on Election Day. Because they know if they don’t, the magic trick will be a disappearing America.
Adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s monologue on “The Five” on October 27, 2020.