'Gutfeld' on US supply chain crisis

GREG GUTFELD, 폭스 뉴스 채널 호스트 (카메라에): Happy glorious Wednesday, 여러분. What a Wednesday it is, or was because it’s late.

그래서, 이번주 초, people really freaked out about China launching that nuclear capable hypersonic missile. It’s an advanced and weaponry that surprised U.S. 공무원. 알아.

Who knew that China would launch something harmful that ends up going around the world? Probably should have been prepared for that.

분명히, the Long March rocket ended up missing its target by only 24 마일. But it’s just like getting up in the middle of the night to pee. It’s close enough to matter.

But look, I think we’re focusing on the wrong stuff. China may have just launched a hypersonic weapon, but we’re killing them in so many other areas.

Like for example, they only have two pronouns. 우리는 237. And despite launching a rocket, 예, they have no diversity programs. Have you ever seen a picture of all of their astronauts? They’re allthey’re all Chinese.

How dare you clap for that racism? 그 동안에, we’re really good at building non binary bathrooms complete with private changing rooms, in case you feel like hitting the battlefield looking fun and flirty. We may lose the war, but we’ll all be buried in Versace’s fall collection.

진실, Chinese schools are so good. They turn out many of our top stem college grads, but our schools are better because we’ve learned teaching math is racist. They’re colonizing their neighboring countries, but we are decolonizing science, 권리? I don’t know what that means.

But don’t get depressed. While China is busy trying to destroy us, we are too. Do you think China’s got an edge on America? You haven’t seen how America is doing against America. We are killing it literally.

예, we are kicking our own ass. And we don’t need your help, China we already beat you to it. We have a black belt and self-destruction.

Take this barely reported story. It’s a big story. According to the New York Post, a fire that was started by a sailor slash arsonist that destroyed the massive navy ship, the USS Bonhomme Richard. Don’t correct me.

KATHERINE TIMPF, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: 예.

GUTFELD: Ship last year was allowed to burn for days due to both individual and systemic failures. It was due to a crew that wasinadequatelyprepared to battle the blaze.

예, inadequately prepared. 알 잖아, if only there were some water nearby to put out the fire. A report finds that there were widespread lapses in training, coordination, communication, fire preparedness, equipment, maintenance, and overall command and control. But other than that, everything ran great.

물론이야, how important really are those variables as long as you denounce white rage when communicating with the firefighters? 아무튼, those long hoses represent the patriarchy that’s been oppressing women for centuries.

그래서, the Navy had to scrap the ship because it would have taken seven years and $ 3 billion to fix it. 물론이야, Trump weighed in and said he could do it in 10 months for under 10 grand if they agreed to rename the ship. 그래서, almost believable.

어쩐지, fixing this ship doesn’t qualify as infrastructure. But free education for illegals does. So we can’t put out a fire. But we did read up on anti-racism and white supremacy.

We can’t fight fires, but we can fire military academy members simply because they were appointed by Trump. 오늘, it seems that wokeism is the only thing that’s flame retardant. 잘, that in Biden’s Spider Man pajamas.

But it shows how we are beating China at beating ourselves. I wonder what the angry white male has to say.

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TOM SHILLUE, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR: 알 잖아, the way China has been acting lately, embarrassing us on the world stage, acting aggressively in the South China Sea. 그리고, there’s the virus. I call it the China virus, but I guess you’re not supposed to do that.

I keep thinking the United States is going to do something about it. But we keep trading with them and acting as if now thing is wrong. I guess it’s because we’re nice. 예, that’s it. We’re nice.

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GUTFELD: Fact is that hypersonic weapon only expose the folly of our priorities. We are no longer competing with China as a superpower. We are dismantling the superpower that we once were. For every new standard, their weapons set, we lower a standard in our schools. We are our very own enemy now and we don’t even have to lift a weapon. We are the weapon.

Because when our military and intelligence sees the typical American as a threat, China already won. 물론이야, we never made it hard for them. That country has the advantage of not having an academic media and entertainment establishment that works overtime to subvert their security.

But that I guess that’s part of America being a free country. But why be so maliciously stupid about it? Just because we can destroy ourselves? Why should we destroy ourselves? That’s something my primary care physician asked me every time he sees me shirtless.

China also does not produce social justice warriors, whereas we become the world’s assembly line of these fascist cretins. A nuclear weapon can destroy a city but just one woke warrior could destroy everything without blowback radiation.

No wonder China embraces woke American companies. China gets paid by America while propping up a pernicious ideology that permanently craps all over America. It’s like paying a hitman to shoot yourself.

Our companies embrace Black Lives Matter here while embracing slave labor there.

And like the women’s soccer team in Tokyo, 미국은 패배 — like the rub it in. Because we ignorewe ignore the bigger, uglier problem while obsessing over problems that don’t exist.

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신원 미상의 남성: 야, 단발, what’s up?

JOE DEVITO, WRITER AND EDIAN: 예, I think there’s something wrong with this foot.

신원 미상의 남성: 모르겠어요. What about that foot?

DEVITO: This one? Maybe a pedicure?

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GUTFELD: 예. 그래서, as China reaches for the stars, and I don’t mean LeBron James or John Cena. We reached for the anti-racist policy manual. It said, China gave us both COVID and Stockholm syndrome. 혹시, we should be quaking in our boots, but they’re probably made in China anyway.

아나운서: 기간!

GUTFELD: Let’s welcome tonight’s guest.

She is been in more hotspots than aloe vera. Journalist and host of theLARA LOGAN HAS NO AGENDA” Fox Nation에서, 라라 로건.

He is exposed more Democrats than Jeffrey Epstein’s flight log. Fox’s contributor and Washington Times opinion editor, Charlie Hurt, 그래서 (INAUDIBLE).

When he is headlining the venue, maximum occupancy is not an issue. Comedian Joe Machi.

And the only time to remain silent is after hearing her Miranda rights. Fox News contributor Kat Timpf.

라라, welcome to the show.

라라 로건, FOX NATION HOST: 감사합니다.

GUTFELD: So happy to finallywe just met.

LOGAN: 예, what took you so long?

GUTFELD: 모르겠어요. I was scared, if you intimidated might be the best word. 당신은, you think that China is thrilled that America has gone so woke?

LOGAN: 예, 내말은, without a doubt. If you go back to 1999, two Chinese colonels wrote a book on asymmetric warfare. And that’s what you’re seeing being implemented their strategy. They’ve updated it, 이후.

It covers everything from taking, 알 잖아, all of our manufacturing capability from us, which was exposed, 알 잖아, when the pandemic hit.

We realized, 오, 잘, without China, we got no antibiotics.

GUTFELD: 권리.

LOGAN: No medical equipment. 그래서, what did they do to change that? 아무것도. 권리?

And when China got all that capability, that’s how they found the analogues for fentanyl, which they then introduced as a street drug made a deal with the Mexican cartels. 그리고 지금, they’ve got what? How many Americans are dying?

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: Every year, and we hear nothing about it.

GUTFELD: 예. And what happens when, 알 잖아, 와 — when you’re doing drugs, and not paying taxes, you’re not joining the military, you’re not holding down a job. 내말은, this is what asymmetric warfare is about, is dismantling your society from within.

And for some reason, politicians today. 내말은, go to San Francisco, and nobody cares that you got people standing on the street pissing on themselves and, 알 잖아, and defecating everywhere, 알 잖아, and unable to function.

And what do they say? 잘, let’s reduce the mandatory minimum sentencing for fentanyl. That’s what the Biden administration justdepartment is working on right now.

그래서, we don’t talk about any of those things. 과, and so, and how the defense department can say it didn’t see this coming. The NSA is the crown jewel of intelligence collection for the world.

내말은, they’ve been missing a lot of stuff lately.

GUTFELD: They have. They have. But they’ve been focusing on the pronouns, and I think that’s important, 라라. How dare you just overlook the pronouns? By the way, I have to put pointpoke a hole in your theory. Kat does drugs and she still has a job. She has a job, 권리?

백인, I’m so glad you wear your Christmas sock.

CHARLES HURT, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR (카메라에): 잘, I did it for you.

GUTFELD: 예, 바로 그거죠.

HURT: I was out of my argyle socks.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: 그러나, these are great.

GUTFELD: 그래서, it seems to me that our social justice warriors are replacing our real warriors. Do you find that statement to be the case? Or do you have something smarter to say?

HURT: 예, 아니, 나는하지 않는다. 아시다시피, 나는하지 않는다. 예, 아니, it’s amazing. 그리고 분명히, the worst is the political set in Washington, who are supposed to be in charge of not letting this sort of thing happen, and looking out for America’s interests.

And it is kind of amazing when a guy like Donald Trump comes along, 그리고 물론, everybody gets so upset about all the stuff that he says and the way he says, and all — 예. 하지만 하루가 끝나면, the thing that really upset people in Washington was that his political mantra was America First.

GUTFELD: 권리.

HURT: And everything that he did, 알 잖아 — every platform of his that got him elected was designed to wrench power away from Washington, like dealing with a border — 거래. 그리고 물론, and let’s also not forget that the America is not lost, and just look at the border.

When you look at these tens of 1000s of people who arewho still believe America is the place that they want to be and they’re dying, 말 그대로, risking their lives to come here.

TIMPF: Hundreds of 1000s.

HURT: 예, and they’re coming here because they still believe America is what it is. But it’s likebut you’re right. We have discovered the enemy and it is us.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: And although I don’t think it’s the regular — 내말은, people are still signing up to fight.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: The true warriors are still signing up to fight. And that’s the reminder of why we don’t have a choice. None of us here has the choice to sort of give up and walk away, because we still have people signing up to literally fight for our country. And we have to do it too.

GUTFELD: Thank God for that. 괜찮아, 조, were you terrified when you saw that hypersonic missile?

JOE MACHI, STAND-UP EDIAN: I was terrified Greg, but I’ve been terrified for a long time about a great many things. Our relationship with China reminds me of when I’m walking up the stairs to our office, and there’ll be a co-worker, and I’ll sometimes start running, and say last one up as a loser. And they’ll be like, I didn’t know we were competing.

It’s the only way it can beat Kat.

GUTFELD: 예.

MACHI: But it’s like, we’ve got all these symbols that were in the competition. And we’re just ignoring it, like we gave China most favored nation trade status. And what do they do? They start dumping their products. We invite them into the WTO. What do they do? They start manipulating their currency. They take over Hong Kong, and we’re like, freedom sucks.

GUTFELD: 예, that is true.

Kat, is China just simply waiting us out, like didn’t really have to do anything. We can just finish the job.

TIMPF (카메라에): You look at some of this stuff. Like with that naval ship, I was reading that article about it, and it said, 잘, 아니, 알 잖아, there was a button that activated foam, but nobody knew the location of the button, 그리고 당신은 알고 있습니다, and it’s function.

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GUTFELD: 오, 남자.

TIMPF: And I’m like, there was a button? There think about that. How many problems in the world could be solved with just a button like not that many?

GUTFELD: 사실이야.

TIMPF: 어떻게?

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: 기다림, like that training? 권리? I don’t have a military background. So like

GUTFELD: But you’re America veteran?

TIMPF: 나는. 그래서, half veteran et cetera.

GUTFELD: Thank you for your service.

TIMPF: 예, 물론이야. Freedom is not free. But I could have conducted that training.

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: Here is the button. If the ship is on fire, push it. 팔!

GUTFELD: 그러나, but did that? What if that button, 내말은, does that button – -?

TIMPF: Put a little posted note. If ship on fire, push this arrow. How do you mess that up? It seems harder to mess that up than to not mess that up.

GUTFELD: But what if pushing the button seems somewhat oppressive? 내말은, push itjust the act of pushing. It’s an act of violence.

TIMPF: It’s racist.

GUTFELD: And it might be even racist.

TIMPF: 예.

LOGAN: 네가 옳아 —

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GUTFELD: A lot of people were pushed around.

TIMPF: 네가 옳아. It is much better to allow the ship to go up in flames.

GUTFELD: 바로 그거죠. 바로 그거죠.

TIMPF: 진실.

GUTFELD: I’m glad you agree with me. 괜찮아, that was a great a block. You’re welcome America.

Up next, Jen Psaki jokes around while Biden runs things into the ground.

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GUTFELD: Americans are filled with dread, as store shelves are empty as the president’s head. And their solution for this mess is you expecting less. 예, the economy is heading for ruin, but be happy we’re becoming the Soviet Union.

그래서, here’s the major concerns that any average American might have this week. You got a supply chain crisis, crushing businesses and consumers, secret late night flights to New York carrying underage migrants.

By the way, the last time Democrats book flights like that it was with Jeffrey Epstein. 오, how dare you.

And a trillion dollar spending bill that will drag down the entire country. It seems like a good time for the White House to provide some clarity. 권리, Jen?

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신원 미상의 남성: It was crystal clear that things were not improving on supply chain. People couldn’t get dishwashers and furniture and treadmills delivered on time, not to mention all sorts of other things. 그래서, why is

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젠 프 사키, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY: The tragedy of the shortthe treadmill that’s delayed.

PETER DOOCY, FOX NEWS CHANNEL WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT: 권리, why is the administration flying 1,000s of migrants from the border to Florida and New York in the middle of the night?

PSAKI: 잘, I’m not sure that’s in the middle of the night.

DOOCY: 2:13 오전, 4:29 오전, very early in the morning.

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PSAKI: 잘, here we are talking about early flights. Earlier than you might like to take a flight. Detailsgo ahead.

신원 미상의 남성: Does the president still believe that Build Back Better will not add a dime to the national debt?

PSAKI: 옳은. It won’t.

신원 미상의 남성: Why would hewhy should Americans believe that?

PSAKI: Because it won’t.

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GUTFELD: I got to hand it to her. She really looks on the bright side of things. Her glass is half full which is better than our grocery shelves. I wonder if she’s like that all the time.

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MACHI: Back he just stole my bag!

TIMPF: 잘, that’s great. 지금, you won’t have to carry it, and your posture will probably improve.

MACHI: 그러나, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, that bag have my wallet in it.

TIMPF: 잘, that’s now it’s been redistributed to that underprivileged, 범인, kind of selfish of you to keep those snacks.

MACHI: You’re like could afford on this.

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GUTFELD: 알 잖아, I wish I had that positive outlook. But it’s no wonder team Biden is OK with this. When you’re in cognitive decline, you don’t remember the better times. 물론이야, the media is totally behind Biden’s strategy.

A WAPOthat’s short for Washington Post, which kind of makes the whole WAPO redundant when I say it’s the Washington Post twice. An op-ed argues that you shouldn’t complain about lack of services or labor shortages. 대신, just lower your expectations, you dolt.

보기, you don’t have to wait in line for bread if you don’t want to, you can just starve or embrace the weight. And besides, raising expectations means the government actually has to do work.

대신, let’s lower them. We been made you a handy video to help more Americans get on board.

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아나운서: Hey there kiddos, have you heard about the so-called national supply chain crisis? 잘, there’s a lot of misinformation going around. But the truth is, with the shortage of goods, there is never been a better time to lower your life’s expectations.

확실한, there might be bread lines, but hey, what a great way to meet your neighbors. No toilet paper on the shelves? No problem. 생각해 내다, you’re also eating much less.

Rising gas prices? That means less money for your crippling pill addiction. Isn’t it time you got clean anyway. And less driving is a great way to get your steps in for the day, comrade.

You see kids, the sooner you learn to love sovietization, the sooner you’ll come to the realization that the American Dream was a nightmare. And remember, you’ve had it too easy for too long.

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GUTFELD: too easy, too long, 백인. It’s kind of interesting. It doesn’t seem that Psakiis that her name, Psaki?

HURT: 예.

GUTFELD: Hasn’tisn’t even trying anymore. It’s as though she — 그 — that the media has lowered their expectations for her. And she’s meeting them?

HURT: 예. 잘, 예. And in a lot of ways. She is likeshe is like the perfect press secretary for this administration. Completely out of her depth, completely has no idea what she’s talking about on a regular basis.

그리고, but the worst, 물론이야, is when she comes up with thewith the funny quips, and she tries to do — 코메디.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: It’s insulting. It’s ridiculous. 그리고 분명히, it’s not funny. And one of those clips, I can’t remember if you showed it right there, where she saidshe’s talking about supply chain, and she says, 알 잖아, we’re not the post office.

GUTFELD: 권리.

HURT: And it’s like, 잘, 사실은 —

GUTFELD: You are.

HURT: You are. 그러나, and itand it’s terrible.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: 그러나, but it’s also, 알 잖아, and it’s also a reminder of talking about silver linings. 알 잖아, there was a great silver lining, 알 잖아, in being in a 40 years nuclear standoff with the Soviet Union. We were reminded of what socialism really was like.

GUTFELD: 예, we had itwe had a read up on it.

HURT: 예, and people talked about it.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: 그리고 — and people that would escape would tell you stories about bread lines. And I guess we’re just going to have to, 처럼, 알 잖아, whatever, 40, 30 몇 년 후, we’re just going to have to discover it on our own.

GUTFELD: It will be a fun time.

HURT: 예.

GUTFELD: And think of that is an adventure, 백인.

HURT: 예.

GUTFELD: That’s what I do with everything bad. 조, if you marry Jen Psaki, her name would be Joe Psaki Machi. That’s terrible. We’re getting applause from Lara Logan over that terrible joke.

MACHI: Don’t you have a question, 그렉?

GUTFELD: 그, my question is why haven’t you married Jen Psaki?

MACHI: I believe she’s taken and I’m an honorable man.

GUTFELD: You use to live a life of lowered expectations, 조. 그래서, what is yourwhat’s your feeling?

MACHI: I like lowered expectations, 그렉. That’s why that treadmill equip landed for me. Because if there’s no treadmills, then I’ve got a perfect excuse for why you don’t have to use a treadmill.

I just think, 알 잖아, people aren’t stupid when you’re trying to put lipstick on a pig. Except right now there is not much lipstick or pig. And the other thing that I found really insulting was people saying that aJen Psaki is saying that, 오, this is a sign of the economy’s picking up that the goods are in short supply. It’s like, 아니, I wasn’t waiting to buy food. I’m always looking to buy food. I’m always

GUTFELD: 맞습니다. It’s a very good point. Dammit. I wish I came up with that. Kat, your entire dating life washad thehad was focused on low expectations.

TIMPF: 예.

GUTFELD: But then it changed.

TIMPF: I have been married now for almost six months. 감사.

GUTFELD: 예, that’s a half a year.

TIMPF: 알아. 죄송합니다, anybody who might have lost money. 하지만 네, it’s just reading the article is absurd. You can’t say that ever.

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: 처럼, imagine if a therapist said that?

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: Is it ever occurred to you that you should just accept swinging between debilitating anxiety and crushing depression? 처럼 — 내말은, you have to only go to one session. But other than that

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: That’s not effective.

GUTFELD: 아니, 그렇지 않다.

TIMPF: And nobodyand you’re trying to push — 알 잖아, 젠 프 사키, you push on these things, and she goes, 원인 —

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: 처럼, I couldn’t do that.

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: 나는 할 수 없었다 — 알 잖아, you couldn’t do that say something, (INAUDIBLE) 푸시 (INAUDIBLE) 왜? 잘, 원인.

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: We wouldn’t still have jobs, but yet she does.

GUTFELD: 예, that’s true. 알 잖아, 라라, you, 처럼 — low expectations are what you expect when you leave America. You’ve been all over the world, 처럼, so you’ve seen some pretty bad stuff? Are we overstating this?

LOGAN: 아니, 전혀. 사실로, what’s happening here is that I think Jen Psaki is justshe’s just run out of energy. There’s so many crises all over the place. It’s all coming apart the tactics of failing.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: 알 잖아, they’ve done the whole tactic of, we’re going to — 내말은, they running out of labels, 권리?

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: It’s either the QAnon or it’s the white supremacists.

GUTFELD: 권리.

LOGAN: Or it’s the anti-vax terrorists.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: 내말은, it’s something like that. And it’s just not working anymore. 미국인 — people are smart, and they see through it. And they know when they go to Walmartsorry, I live in a town of 11,000 사람들, 우리 — we’re lucky to have one Walmart, and they know when they can’t get the things that they need. And they know the fact that it’s all made in China is a problem.

And they are — 그들은 어리석지 않다, and they’re not falling for the whole treadmill thing.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: 알 잖아, and also, you know what it is? It’s consistent with a much more significant strategy. If you never acknowledge that it’s a crisis, you never actually have to do anything about it.

GUTFELD: 바로 그거죠.

LOGAN: Look at them. The border is not a crisis, 권리?

GUTFELD: 바로 그거죠.

LOGAN: 그래서, they don’t have to do anything about it. The Afghanistan, that wasn’t a crisis that was a historic movement of people.

GUTFELD: 예, 권리.

LOGAN: 그래서, we don’t have to do anything about the fact that we’ve touched an entire nation.

GUTFELD: 권리.

LOGAN: And we’re isolated on the world stage at the exact moment that China’s launching its supersonic

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: 권리? Around the world missile, 권리?

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: And so on. And this just keeps going. Because the supply chain crisis is exposing the fact that we don’t make anything anymore.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: And we don’t make enough to feed America. But don’t worry, they’re going to kill all the animals, and they’re going to give you food made in a factory, 권리?

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: You don’t know what’s in it, but Bill Gates has got you.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: He got you’re back.

GUTFELD: 그건 — I’m all for that factoryanimal thing though, because that sounds tasty.

What am I saying? I’m joking. Up next, the woke will throw down if you screw up a pronoun.

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GREG GUTFELD, 폭스 뉴스 채널 호스트: You are no longer free to be he or she? 예, it’s time for

아나운서: “HOORAY EVERYONE OUR NEW PRONOUNS ARE HERE!”

GUTFELD: So excited. Campus Reform uncovered the curious case of several new pronouns at Western Carolina University. Staff were reportedly surprised by 12 new combinations added to the list that students could choose fromthat’s 12 new ways to tell us that you’re really annoying. Things like E, Eir, Fae, Faer, 당, Pers, Ve, Ver, Xe, Xem, — I don’t even know if I’m saying it right. Who do Iwhy do I care? And Ze and Zir.

사실은, I hope I pronounced all that correctly. Not really, I could seriously not give a (BLEEP). But for professors, but for professors, their jobs depend on it. 알 잖아, according to an e-mail sent to faculty, students requested the pronouns for inclusivity and to better represent their preferred identities. 그 동안에, Margaret Atwood, the author of the ultimate feminist novel, “시녀의 이야기,” is riling up woke-sters because she still likes using the word woman.

She retweeted an op-ed titled: “Why can’t we say woman anymore?” which apparently is a controversial new term for creatures born without external genitalia. As expected, the faceless, nameless, genderless Twitter mob is coming for her. We go to an outraged member of that mob for comment.

I admire what they said. I did it. I did it. 조, I can’t tell you how excited I am over the new pronouns. It’s almost like a new fall fashion line arriving for me. I try them all out. How about you?

JOE MACHI, EDIAN: This is creating a lot of problems for me, 그렉, because pronouns are supposed to be vague ways I describe people in front of them when I forgotten their names.

GUTFELD: 예.

MACHI: 그리고 지금, 난 못해 — if I can’t remember their names, I can’t remember their specific individual pronoun. 내말은, this bastard over he’ll back me up on that one.

GUTFELD: 로라, 알 잖아, did you — 나는하지 않는다, 나는, I mentioned in the break, 그것은, 국무부에 따르면. Our State Department tweeted that it’s International Pronoun Day, and then explain why we have different pronouns. That’s our State Department.

LAURA LOGAN, FOX NATION HOST: 예. I’m very reassured by that especially when you look at what just recently happened in Afghanistan.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: With the State Department made us all proud, 권리?

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: 내말은, every time I get another picture of a woman who’s been raped and murdered in Afghanistan or someone else beheaded by the Taliban, 알 잖아, I can’t help say wow, this make Joe Biden so proud, 권리? What a legacy?

GUTFELD: 예, and what about the pronoun, 권리? It’s like, 예, at least we got the pronoun, 권리.

LOGAN: 예, you can be sure that in a terrorist super state, they don’t worry about pronouns. They just kill you.

GUTFELD: They just kill you. Kat, I think that we should all have our own pronoun. I’ve selected mine. It’s Oprah. 그래서, from now on, you were to call me Oprah. All the time. And because that, because if you don’t, I’m going to feel some sort of emotional pain.

KAT TIMPF, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: What if I insist on doing that forever?

GUTFELD: I dare you to.

TIMPF: 확인.

GUTFELD: What is your preferred pronoun?

TIMPF: I was reading about this, and I was reading a lot about it and all the different ones they were all just gender-neutral pronouns. There was noI couldn’t find a difference between them.

GUTFELD: 권리.

TIMPF: It was just tryyou’re supposed to just try them out and see which one feels the best.

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: I have not done that.

GUTFELD: 아니, you haven’t.

TIMPF: But I have not felt compelled to do that. Because you know, I’m you know, she/her, but I don’t really feel a certain way about that either. I don’t think about it that much.

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: But I guess maybe, I’m just a hack because I’m just like a born a woman, and I’m a woman. 내말은, how boring of me?

GUTFELD: 예. 또한, you have you have stuff to do in your life. The only people that worry about this crap are people who have nothing else in their life to worry about.

TIMPF: I will call you whatever you want. Oprah, 확인. 그러나 — you got to be OK with the fact that I am a woman who isI’m a woman.

LOGAN: You’re going to be fired.

GUTFELD: 예. I’m not culturally appropriating Oprah. I am actually

TIMPF: Oprah.

GUTFELD: Oprah. I am Oprah. 괜찮아. 알 잖아, Charles, I think the tragedy here is when you’re about to say something like, 알 잖아, when you’re, you’re on TV, and you’re like, 잘, this is a classic he-said-she- 말했다. 지금, you’re going to have to say it’s a classic Zer said, Ze said.

CHARLES HURT, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: It just sounds like you’re stuttering.

GUTFELD: 예, 바로 그거죠.

HURT: Because it makes no sense.

GUTFELD: Slurring.

HURT: 예.

GUTFELD: Drunk

HURT: 그래서, the story, the story about the university, I thought was telling because it sort of proves the point that I sort of believed for a long time. 나는 생각한다, I don’t think the professors are pushing this as much as the inmates have taken over the asylum.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: And like, who doesn’t want to get out of work? 나는하지 않는다, 알 잖아, when I was a student, I didn’t want to ever actually do any of the work. If I get to spend all the time, 알 잖아, during the professor talking about he, she instead of having to actually reading the book, that would have been great. I would have, I would have come out ahead as far as I was concerned. 그러나, but it’s also why no one who worries about this stuff will ever accomplish anything.

그들 — and you cannot put them in charge of anything. If you gave them a dairy, and you said OK, produce milk, and they went and got a bunch of boy cows and put them in the dairy, they would have a bunch of very happy cows, but they would not. They would not produce milk. And you would have a real problem on your hands. And America would, would fight it would be the final death rows

TIMPF: A very relatable analogy.

LOGAN: The getting rid of all the cows. You missed that memo.

HURT: 예.

GUTFELD: It reminds me of a weekend I spent in Vermont.

HURT: Unsubscribe.

GUTFELD: Subscribe. No one’s ever said that to me before, and I think that hurt me deeply, 백인. You live in a farm. Who cares? That was anti-farm sentiment. I apologize because I’m Oprah. Oprah can do anything. I’ve just found that out. 괜찮아. Up next, the burger joint known for healthier grease refuses to be the vaccination police.

(MERCIAL BREAK)

GUTFELD: The city by the bay is now the city in decay, where you can’t eat without vaccines but feel free to rob Walgreens. San Francisco health officials the same ones who let the homeless Poupon stoops briefly shut down and in and out for not forcing the vaccine mandate. The city said, the Fisherman’s Wharf location wasn’t checking the vax status of its customers. The chain’s actual response, “We refuse to become the vaccination police for any government,” good for them. Quite a contrast from the free rectal probes they’re offering at Burger King.

지금, that’s what I call have it your way. You can’t buy a burger but you can still shoplift. 곧, that will be the only way to get a burger or a prescription. Walgreens is closing five San Francisco location citing the huge rise in organized retail theft. But the liberal, Mayor London Breed, denies that theft was the issue. She argues that Walgreens had a hard time making money because there were so many locations around town. But with that logic, shouldn’t their heroin dealers have been going out of business too?

그래서, 예, I don’t believe your eyes, 런던, all that shoplifting had nothing to do with the shop closing. 놀랍다, even the mayors are denying reality and siding with thuggery. The thefts in the closing are just a coincidence much like Barry Bonds hitting all those home runs while his head doubled in size. In and out, Kat, they usually describes how my body handles their food.

TIMPF: That might be a record for the longest time it took you to get to a poop joke, so congrats.

GUTFELD: 감사합니다.

TIMPF: Showing growth

GUTFELD: Should more companies be like in and out?

TIMPF: 아니, 나는, I’m sick ofI know that’s what the new normal and we should be talking about this like it’s normal, but it’s not. Like having to present a medical document, you get a fast-food cheeseburger, 이다 (BLEEP) the same.

GUTFELD: 예, 그것은.

TIMPF: 처럼, I don’t care what your politics are, that is unbelievablethat is just objective like crazy. Nobody in a fast-food restaurant wants anyone, wants to like even show their face, 권리?

GUTFELD: 예.

TIMPF: That’s not why you’re there.

GUTFELD: 아니.

TIMPF: Don’t ask me for my medical documents. I’m disgusted. I have given up. Give me a cheeseburger.

GUTFELD: 예, 예, 사실이야. 예, it is true, 백인. 내말은, like you’re going In and Out, it’s not like you’re really up on the health kicks.

TIMPF: 아니.

HURT: 아니, 바로 그거죠. But I also think this is a perfect example of why this this stuff’s about to get real. Because you start closing down in and out burgers and all the political philosophy, all the concerns, the constitutional concerns here, all that stuff is like, like piker stuff. When Kat gets upset because the In and Out burger is closed, or she can’t get order, or there’s a problem, that’s where there are going to be fights that are going to break out.

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: And that’s where all this change. But the funniest thing was the thing about the Walgreensthe mayor’s response to Walgreens shutting down it she says that, 오, 아니, it had nothing to do with the COVID, it’s because they’re in the business environment is so terrible in my city.

GUTFELD: 이것의 — 예, it’s insane. It’s insane. And Laura, this is like a thing where like, 이었다 — we have our politicians and the media telling us things that we see didn’t happen. Mostly peaceful. Remember the riots? 오, 이것은 — 아니, there’s nothing going on behind me. 그리고, 마치, London Breed saying like that. Walgreens is closing these places, because people are stealing 900 bucks a pop.

LOGAN: 예, 마치, it’s like saying that people are moving out of California, because they can’t afford to live. 알 잖아, it’s this is a consistent thing that you’re seeing all over the place. Antifa is just a myth, 권리?

GUTFELD: 예, 예.

LOGAN: Isn’t that what Ralph Nader said? 그리고 당신은 알고 있습니다, what’s disturbing about it, 그렉, is they actually want you not to believe what’s right in front of you. We can all see it. But they’re saying no, don’t believe reality, 권리? We’re going to create a safe zone, where you can be one of 230 something pronouns.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: And you can change your gender 32 times in a day, because believe me, there’s even memes about that. And the southern border cannot exist.

GUTFELD: 권리.

LOGAN: It can be wide open. You can have over a million illegal immigrants coming in. 그런데, we’re just going to remove the word illegal, and only talk about it as if it’s migrants. And it’ll all just, 알 잖아, go away. 사실은, if you look at the political agenda, they don’t care about the chaos. They don’t care about the, the crime rate going up. They don’t care about the people in the inner cities in Minneapolis, whose life is that much harder. They actually want that. Because when you create that chaos, you get to be the solution.

GUTFELD: 권리.

LOGAN: And they want us to give up on our media and our institutions, our FBI, and our DOJ, they want you to say no, I’m giving upyou know why? Because they have such a tiny bit of support. And if we’ll give up, it’s the only form of victory that has to be given. You cannot win it. We they want all of us to give them that victory. And that’s why it’s so important for Americans to not accept that they’re so divided because it’s not true.

GUTFELD: 예.

LOGAN: And for us not to surrender.

GUTFELD: 바로 그거죠. What do you say Joe to all of this?

MACHI: I can’t follow her passion. But I want to, I want to first admonish, Kat and an Oprah’s potty mouths in that segment. And I’m starting to think that two weeks to flatten the curve was a lie. 때문에 —

LOGAN: That was the best joke of the night.

MACHI: 난 못해, I can’t go into an In and Out Burger without showing my medical paperwork now but like I could go in there for the first few decades of my life and buy their food and that wasn’t bad for my health.

GUTFELD: 예, 바로 그거죠. 바로 그거죠.

LOGAN: What happened to HIPAA?

GUTFELD: 모르겠어요. 아니, HIPAA — 예, the HIPAA is like a doctor, a doctor can’t do it but everybody else can. 그건, that’s what I found out.

LOGAN: Everybody else. 예.

GUTFELD: 괜찮아. Up next, do you support taking pop tarts to courts?

(MERCIAL BREAK)

GUTFELD: This breakfast dispute has her asking where’s the fruit? TMZ reports a New York woman, aren’t they all? That’s filed a class action lawsuit against Kellogg’s for five million bucks alleging that its strawberry flavored pop tarts do not contain enough strawberries to live up to its name.

It reminds me of my lawsuit against Hooker Furnishings. The plant, the plantthe plaintiff claims that Kellogg’s pads, the pastries with cheaper fruits, apples and pears. Those are cheaper? And that misleads customers. And then they use my favorite read 40 to make it more red, which I guess is a chemical. We emailed Kellogg’s and they said they don’t comment on pending litigation. I don’t blame them. I’m currently being sued by 500 people on Tinder for saying it was just a rash. 괜찮아, 조, I love pop tarts, do you love pop tarts?

MACHI: They’re delicious, 그렉.

GUTFELD: 예.

MACHI: But I’ll tell you why I don’t like this health food industry. It’s always trying to pull the wool over our eyes because they’ll say like, no sugar when it’s high in fat, and they’ll say low fat when it’s high in sugar.

GUTFELD: 예.

MACHI: It’s always a scam. 처럼, I once bought this pudding because it had people playing tennis on it. And it was like the no sugar pudding and shouldn’t have been like people not exercising?

GUTFELD: You’re tricked by that, by the imagesthat happens to me a lot, 백인. You don’t know where, you don’t know where you are.

HURT: I didn’t know what that meant, I still don’t know what that means.

MACHI: 그, that’s like, that’s not for the healthy people.

HURT: 보기, I don’t know anything about the lawsuit. 그러나, 그러나, but you know, as a as a parent of teenagers, like one of my biggest battles in life is breaking my children’s habit of eating cereal.

GUTFELD: Hmm, it’s impossible.

HURT: And the only thing that’s worse is pop tarts because it’s like, 이것의 — pop tarts is like cereal for kids that are too lazy to go get the milk?

GUTFELD: 예.

HURT: It’s like that’s too much effort. 그래서, I’m just going to pop a pop tart.

GUTFELD: 오, I loveyou know what I love

TIMPF: The worst thing your teenagers do is eat cereal.

HURT: 예.

TIMPF: That’s crazy.

HURT: Because it’s like, 내말은, I would rather that change their pronouns.

TIMPF: And then you should go home, 처럼 — 사람들 — you have teenagers, and they worry about stuff they’re doing. You’re like man minor eating cerealit’s not that bad. Some of them drink, 알 잖아.

HURT: But it’s not food.

GUTFELD: It is food.

HURT: It’s not real.

GUTFELD: There’s nothing better than toasting a pop tart and thinking that thebecause the edges are warm, you forget that the insides will scorch the roof of your mouth.

HURT: I get it, it’s good, but it’s an indulgence that just it leads to the end of civilization.

GUTFELD: Are you a popdo you like pop tarts, 로라?

LOGAN: 알 잖아, the cookies and cream ones are hot favorite in my house.

GUTFELD: 예, 예.

LOGAN: I got to be honest. You mean cereal is not a food, 백인?

HURT: 아니, 그렇지 않다.

(CROSSTALK)

TIMPF: 처럼, I can’t get him to stop eating cereal.

LOGAN: I’m just so grateful that my children are eating. If my son’s eating, it doesn’t matter what it is in my house.

GUTFELD: 잘, I think we solved this problem. Don’t go away. 곧 돌아 올게요.

(MERCIAL BREAK)

GUTFELD: We are so out of time. Thanks to the great Laura Logan, Charlie Hurt, Joe Machi, 캣 팀프, and our studio audience. “FOX NEWS @ NIGHTwith evil Shannon Bream. I’m Oprah and I love you, 미국.

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