‘SNL' cold open shows Fauci dispelling coronavirus myths -- con l'aiuto di Cuomos, Ted Cruz

“Sono tornato!” Fauci di McKinnon ha salutato in cima alla fredda apertura dello spettacolo. “Le persone pensano ancora che io sia sexy o abbiamo finito con quello?? Quando le persone mi vedono in TV pensano, 'Oh, questo non può essere buono.'”

Il falso Fauci ha detto vaccinato people who have received the booster canunclenchover the new omicron variant because the series of shots has been shown in recent data to be effective.

Ma, Egli ha detto, Americans still have questions like, “‘Is it safe to travel?’ ‘Can I still use this as an excuse to get out of stuff? I would like to never work again.’

“Le persone pensano ancora che io sia sexy o abbiamo finito con quello?? Quando le persone mi vedono in TV pensano, 'Oh, questo non può essere buono.'”

— Dr. Anthony Fauci (Kate McKinnon of ‘SNL’)

"Saturday Night Live" cast member Kate McKinnon reprised her role as Dr. Anthony Fauci on this weekend's show.

“Saturday Night Live” cast member Kate McKinnon reprised her role as Dr. Anthony Fauci on this weekend’s show. (Getty Images)

Scientists from the U.S. Centri per il controllo e la prevenzione delle malattie (played by “SNL” i membri del cast) then came out to perform severalholiday scenelets.

Pete Davidson as former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

Pete Davidson as former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo. (Getty Images)

Please keep in mind, they’re not professional actors, they’re simply nerds who are trying their best,” Ha detto Fauci.

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Il primo “sceneletshowed a man (Mikey giorno) asking a restaurant hostess (Heidi Gardner) about eating Christmas dinner at the establishment, but he said he had lost his vaccination card that was required for entry.

You mean you lost the little one-inch piece of cardboard they gave you?” the hostess asked. “Then you are banished from society. Have fun living in the woods.

McKinnon’s Fauci protested the validity of Gardner’s claim.

You can get a replacement card … I think,” he wavered.

Dopo, Fauci asked people to remember that the pandemic has affected many people economically.

Keep that in mind as you watch this next scene: “Two Unemployed Brothers on Christmas Day.

Ex governatore di New York. Andrew Cuomo (Pete Davidson) and fired CNN host Chris Cuomo (Andrew Dismukes) separately introduced themselves asdisgraced,” and putting their arms around each other.

We both lost our jobs because of COVID,” hanno affermato.

We both lost our jobs because of COVID.

— The Cuomo brothers (Pete Davidson and Andrew Dismukes)

That’s not why you lost your jobs,” Fauci corrected, shaking his finger.

Republican Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (cecily forte) and Lauren Boebert (Chloe Fineman) anche apparso, each holding assault-style rifles.

“Primo, they said the shutdowns were until they found a vaccine,” Strong’s Greene said skeptically about what she called afake disease.” “Then they found a vaccine and said it worked, then they said that everyone should get it, then people got it and it saved their lives. If that’s not communism then, miele, I might not know what communism is.

Fineman’s Boebert added, “E ricorda: Guns don’t kill people. Persone, persone, people.

infine, NOI. Suo. Ted Cruz del Texas (Aidy Bryant) came out and told Fauci he was handling the pandemictextbook badas exhibited by him being the only one not wearing a mask at last week’s funeral for the late U.S. Suo. Bob Dole.

Bryant’s Cruz added that he got back at Dole for saying no one likes him when he ran for president in 2016.

This week I got him by – not being infectious – but just imagine looking down at your own funeral and the only face you can see is mine,” Ha detto Cruz, beaming.

Fauci, in closing, said he understood the country is divided but felt there were things all Americans could agree on, like wanting to spend time with their families.

Or run it back solo to Cancun,” Cruz suggested.

Family is all we have,” Andrew Cuomo said solemnly while he and his brother appeared behind Fauci.

“si, as of two weeks ago,” Chris Cuomo agreed.

Singer Billie Eilish both guest-hosted the show and performed as the musical guest.

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