'SNL' has Judge Jeanine go over the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict and a chat with Donald Trump

纽约 (CNN业务)本周有很多新闻要报道, 和 “周六夜现场” 让她的法官珍妮承担一切.

福克斯新闻人物, who was played by 塞西莉·斯特朗, opened Saturday night’s episode of the NBC variety show.
“晚上好, I’m Judge Jeanine Pirro, and if anyone watching is wearing a hearing aid, 对不起, you’re dead now,” 她说.
    Strong’s Pirro then opened the segment with this week’s top story: 凯尔·里滕豪斯(Kyle Rittenhouse) being acquitted after fatally shooting two people and wounding a third during protests in Kenosha, 威斯康星州, 上个夏天.
      That lovable scamp was put through a nightmare of a trial just for doing the bravest thing any American can do: Protecting an empty used car lot in someone else’s town,” Strong’s Pirro said.
          She then brought out Judge Bruce Schroeder, who was played by Mikey Day. The judge called Rittenhouse hisclient.
          Do you mean the defendant?” Strong’s Pirro asked.
          “哦, yeah sure,” 他回应. “I keep doing that.
          Strong’s Pirro then brought out a White legal analyst from NPR, who was played by Chloe Fineman, and a Black law professor, who was played by Chris Redd.
          Fineman’s White NPR reporter said she was “震惊” by the verdict.
          “你之前是? Because I wasn’t,” Redd’s Black law professor said.
          Fineman’s reporter said she has never seen anything like it before.
          “我有, many, 多次,” Redd’s professor responded.
          Strong’s Pirro then moved on to her special guest: 前总统唐纳德特朗普, who was played James Austin Johnson.
          Johnson’s Trump was there to speak about President Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill, but instead went on a rant about reboots, including iCarly, female Ghostbusters, 和 “Gossip Girl.
          Why did they reboot ‘Gossip Girl?'” Johnson’s Trump randomly asked.
          He then went on another rant, but this time there was a word search on screen that included Chris Christie, Dua Lipa and Bob the Builder.
            Strong’s Pirro then yelled, “That’s bingo, 宝宝!” as all of Trump’s thoughts connected.
            She then went into the show’s signature catchphrase, “Live from New York! It’s Saturday night!”