Strong’s Pirro then opened the segment with this week’s top story
: 凯尔·里滕豪斯（Kyle Rittenhouse） being acquitted after fatally shooting two people and wounding a third during protests in Kenosha
, 威斯康星州, 上个夏天.
She then brought out Judge Bruce Schroeder, who was played by Mikey Day. The judge called Rittenhouse his “client.”
“Do you mean the defendant?” Strong’s Pirro asked.
“哦, yeah sure,” 他回应. “I keep doing that.”
Strong’s Pirro then brought out a White legal analyst from NPR, who was played by Chloe Fineman, and a Black law professor, who was played by Chris Redd.
Fineman’s White NPR reporter said she was “震惊” by the verdict.
“你之前是? Because I wasn’t,” Redd’s Black law professor said.
Fineman’s reporter said she has never seen anything like it before.
“我有, many, 多次,” Redd’s professor responded.
Strong’s Pirro then moved on to her special guest: 前总统唐纳德特朗普, who was played James Austin Johnson.
Johnson’s Trump was there to speak about President Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill, but instead went on a rant about reboots, including iCarly, female Ghostbusters, 和 “Gossip Girl.”
“Why did they reboot ‘Gossip Girl?'” Johnson’s Trump randomly asked.
He then went on another rant, but this time there was a word search on screen that included Chris Christie, Dua Lipa and Bob the Builder.
Strong’s Pirro then yelled, “That’s bingo, 宝宝!” as all of Trump’s thoughts connected.
She then went into the show’s signature catchphrase, “Live from New York! It’s Saturday night!”