이것의. Ted Cruz then joins the program to “talk about how he’s pushing back against Biden’s tyranny,” Ingraham says while pointing out that Cruz is still sporting a beard.
Cruz, played by Aidy Bryant, 응답, “My beard is like January 6. Shocking at first, but sadly, it’s been normalized.”
Bryant’s Cruz offers another apology for referring to January 6 rioters as “테러리스트,” now describing them as “my cool friends.”
Before he signs off, Cruz offers advice to his Texas constituents: “February is going to be a cold one, so you might want to book your vacay to Cancun now.”
McKinnon’s Ingraham then takes a moment “to thank my few remaining loyal sponsors,” including a product called Covid Negs, “the Covid test that’s guaranteed to be negative, even if you have it.”
She then welcomes her next guest, tennis star Novak Djokovic, to talk about his recent deportation from Australia due to concerns the unvaccinated athlete could pose a risk to public health and order.
Djokovic, played by Pete Davidson, tells Ingraham, “당신은, people love to tear you off your pedestal, 알 잖아, just because you’re really rich, or you’re the best at tennis, or you go to charity event with 200 kids even though you’re dripping with Covid.”
McKinnon’s Ingraham wraps with Djokovic by saying, “감사합니다, 노박, see you at Wimbledon.”
“Probably not,” Davidson’s Djokovic quickly counters.
Ingraham’s next guest is conservative pundit Candace Owens, played by Ego Nwodim, who McKinnon’s Ingraham calls, “My one Black friend.”
Owns is there to address the voting rights bill, “which would make it easier for minorities to vote and harder for White people in Florida to vote twice,” Ingraham explains.
Nwodim’s Owens accuses liberals of making everything about race.
“To quote the only words that Martin Luther King ever said, ‘I have a dream.’ 그게 다야, end of quote,” Nwodim’s Owens says. “Nothing about money or jobs or schools, unless you count his tombstone, 그것은 말한다, '잘 했어, 한 떼. Racism over.'”
Ingraham then welcomes her final guest of the evening for a preview of the 2024 Republican presidential primary, 그만큼 “svelte, muscular 230-pound gorilla in the room, Donald Trump.”
“I’m back just like ‘Tiger King 2.’ You have fun the first time, and then you’re like, ‘How are more people from this not in jail yet?'” 지우다, played by James Austin Johnson, 말한다.
Trump then plays a game of Wordle, that somehow manages to connect vaccine boosters, 존 메이어, Hilary Duff and her new show “How I Met your Father,” Jason Momoa and Prada.
McKinnon’s Ingraham then ends the cold open with the show’s signature, “라이브, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”